Gonnahaveagoodtimetonight! Rockandrollmusicgonnaplayallnight!
- When Grampa tells Michael and Sam that he's going to deliver some of his taxidermy to the Widow Johnson.
- After finding out Michael is a vampire, Sam says "You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a Goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'till Mom finds out, buddy!"
- Michael's attempts at denial while he's flying outside Sam's window are just plain pathetic.
- Also, Sam freaking out at Michael because Nanook bit him, ignoring the fact that Michael's got a huge bite on his hand and that he's sweating like a pig.
- Sam's "goodbye" to Star as she's flying out the window.Sam: Don't kill anyone until we get back to you!
- The entirety of the dinner scene, particularly when the Frogs and Sam try to nail Max by putting an entire clove of garlic in his food. Lucy's face just sells the whole thing.
- Remember not to "vamp out".
- "Woo! Did you eat pizza? You smell like garlic!" We see Sam frantically hiding a garlic necklace under his bathrobe.
- "Who's got bad breath?" The Frogs and Sam freak out. Cue shot of Nanook standing on the table breathing right in Lucy's face.
- When Sam and the rest are trying to ward off David after wasting one of his minions, Sam tries crossing his fingers — and it looks like he's frantically making a "Go away! Go away!" gesture.
- As they flee afterwards, Michael and Star are passed out in Grandpa's car, and:Frog Brothers: We don't ride with vampires.
Sam: Fine. Stay here.
Frog Brothers:...We do now.
- As they flee afterwards, Michael and Star are passed out in Grandpa's car, and:
- When one of the vampires is pushed into a bathtub filled with holy water, he melts and causes the plumbing to explode, which does all sorts of damage, flooding the house with gory water.
- Sam kills a vampire by impaling him on an arrow that knocks him into several speakers. The speakers electrocute him while playing "Good Times". The kicker is the Bond One-Liner that Sam drops afterward:Sam: Death by stereo!
- Star telling the Frog brothers not to harm Laddie and that he's just a little boy. Cue Laddie vamping out and needing Star to hold him back.
- Edgar gets in a good dig during head vamp Max's big reveal.Max: Just like one big, happy family. Your boys... and my boys.
Edgar Frog: Great! The bloodsucking Brady Bunch! - "How much do you think we should charge them for this?"
- Grandpa's Moment of Awesome: taking out the head vampire with his truck in a grand display of Car Fu, then nonchalantly getting out of the truck and strolling over to the fridge for a beer. note "The one thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach... all the damn vampires!"
- Hilariously punctuated with both Emerson boys and their mother all staring at him agape as a few humorous notes play before they are shadowed out and the movie ends.
