Funny / The Little Shop of Horrors

• Mushnick's got to get drunk, now!
• Mushnick's responses to Seymour's obliviousness:
  Seymour: Did you call me, Mr. Mushnick?
  Mushnick: No, I was calling John D. Rockefeller for to make a loan on my Rolls-Royce.
  • And this:
  Seymour: You mean I'm fired?
  Mushnick: No, I'm electing you president from the United States. YES, YOU ARE FIRED!
  • Audrey Jr. demands that Mushnick feeds him:
  Mushnick: Who would you like to have tonight?
  Audrey Jr.: You look fat enough.
  Musnick: We not only got a talking plant, but one that makes with smart cracks!
• The entire scene with Jack Nicholson as the masochistic dental patient.
  (Wilbur screams in utter pain. Seymour stops out of concern.)
  Wilbur: (annoyed) DON'T STOP NOW!
• Seymour has a gaggle of girls following him around cause they love his flowers, even after it's revealed Audrey Jr. ate at least four people. One girl, on seeing the buds open, happily exclaims that the Rose Bowl float will be perfect now.
• Michael J. Nelson's commentary track on one of the retail DVD copies.