Funny / The Last Sovereign

• The "clairvoyant" Ivalan Priestess. She is generally bad at it, but manages to go beyond all expectations when she describes Yarra as a pure virgin.
• One particular priestess in the Feroholm Church. She took a vow of chastity. She came to the one place that provides captive Succubi in order to quell the soldiers' lust. All in order to attract men.
• The captive succubus in Feroholm Church is only known as Cumdump. When Simon asks her, she reveals her real name: Qum D'Umpe.
• Tal x Carnivorous Plant. No further explanation needed.
  • The group reactions really sell the whole thing:
    Aka: I can't believe I just watched him fuck that plant.
    Simon: I can't believe how many times this has happened.
    Tal: I can't believe I cut myself on those teeth!
• The relationship between Wendis and Simon was...a bit more adventurous than one would assume. Even Yarra didn't see it coming.
  Note on the back of Wendis' portrait: I wanted it to be a nude portrait, but the painter was too embarrassed. We should get her alone later.
• Yarra's persuasion tactics, as demonstrated on the incredibly suspicious robed guy in Ari-Yhilin.
  Yarra: His balls are the purest sapphire.
  • Poor guy really can't catch a break from our band of heroes.
  • Hilstara is no slouch when it comes to persuasion herself, as demonstrated when the party needs to get some information from an uncooperative drunk:
    Hilstara: Hello there. Can't help but notice how not broken your legs are.
• The guard outside the Stineford Thaumaturgical Academy is exactly the kind of person he is supposed to keep out. The characters can't explain how he managed to keep his job for so long.
• Speaking of the Thaumaturgical Academy, multiple character interactions qualify^note Especially if Robin is in the group:
  • Dialogue with the receptionist. Robin appears to have inherited Simon's deadpan stare.
  • One potion doesn't work as advertised:
    Qum: Ooh, free potion!
    Student: I'm sorry, that's a failure. It will give you explosive diarrhea.
    Robin: ...I'm not accepting any baked goods from you ever again.
  • During the demonic incursion, Aka has her priorities straight:
    Aka: Thank the Goddess! Err... I guess that's not really appropriate... Killing before theology!
  • And then, if Hilstara is in the party:
    Hilstara: Backup! Thank the Goddess.
    Yarra: Well...
    Aka: KILLING BEFORE THEOLOGY!
    • In a Brick Joke during Chapter 4, Simon and company explore the Ardford Tower and realize they could clean house... but since there's the Gawnfall Council going on that they need to help manage:
    Aka: Theology before killing!
• Sarai's introduction. Hell, the entire conversation is full of gems:
  Sarai:^note having acted with piety up to that point What, you think I'm going to try to suck the sin out of his cock?
  Yarra: Wait, what?
  —
  Simon: Sarai is one of the most devout believers I know. Just... an unusual one.
  Sarai: Fuck yeah, I'm devout as balls.
  —
  Simon: You're so close to just having a moral philosophy and abandoning the superstitious beliefs.
  Sarai: Yeah, fuck you too.
• When Simon, Janine, Riala, and Sarai are discussing the Doomed King plan, each of the ladies offers Simon a different endgame. The reaction to Janine's offer is particularly funny:
  Janine: Fine. Simon, picture this. Our enemies die behind the scenes. The war ends in a boring treaty. Humans and succubi live in balance with one another. No one ever learns of your involvement. You keep your current power and simply choose not to use it. You retire to a quiet estate with several beloved partners and live the rest of your lives together in peace. Unpraised. Unmourned. Forgotten.
  Riala: ...
  Sarai: Fuck, how does she know Simon so well already?
  Riala: We shouldn't have gotten her involved.
  Sarai: Don't go talking like we're allied just because she's the greater threat.
• Combined with a CMOA, Fheliel nonchalantly introducing herself to the Incubus Kings, most of whom openly plan to rape and enslave her. She has based her safety on the Lustlord's promise of non-aggression, a few magical protections and oh yeah, enough friggin' explosives to level the whole area, triggered to her mental state! Never has someone emulating John Crichton been so polite.
• Qum referring to Zirantians as "floofs."
• The Orgasmic Empire doesn't allow for a legal, equilateral, threesome.^note Succubi do not understand marriage, so the only legitimate union between individuals is slavery, which can run only in one direction
  Simon: ...What kind of sex empire is this?
• Speaking of succubi, the Culture Clash between them and the other races must be seen to be believed. Almost always, it is Played for Laughs.
  • Poor dears literally cannot grasp the concept of "exclusivity". No, you really can't fuck whoever you want once you're married, it doesn't matter if your partner agrees.
  • "Incest" is also a sticking point; apparently, not having sex with your kids will turn them into deviants. Huh.
  Random Succubus NPC: There are some succubi who say that if you stop masturbating, your palms DON'T get hairy! That's crazy!
  • No, Qum, kissing the clan head you've just healed is not appropriate. No, also kissing his wife doesn't fix things!
• Carina's reaction upon discovering the Succubus in Ivalan Priestess robes.
• Antarion, trying (and failing) to woo the women in Simon's Harem:
  Antarion: Are you a buffet? Because I could eat you all day...
  Yarra: Oh, there'd be eating of some kind...
  —
  Antarion: Can you help me find my jaw? Because when I saw you, I dropped it.
  Qum: Oh no! Cumdump will help look!
  Antarion: Uh... I'm not sure I heard correctly...
  Qum: There it is! It is the talky part!
  —
  Antarion: You look like a girl who can ride long and hard.
  Hilstara: I've always been more infantry than cavalry.
  Antarion: Maybe you just haven't found the... right stallion.
  Hilstara: I'm not really trained to fight on horseback, so I don't think a stallion would be a good choice.
  Antarion: Dear Goddess, you're dense.
  Hilstara: [smirk] ...
  —
  Antarion: My parents always told me to follow my dreams... can I follow you home?
  Trin: Gosh, mister, I'll swoon if you keep ta-
  Simon: Trin, no.
  Antarion: Feeling protective, old man?
  Trin: In a manner of speaking.
  —
  Antarion: Can I show you to a theologian? Because you're proof that angels exist!
  Megail: Angels don't exist.
  Antarion: Uh, I'm just saying that your beauty i-
  Megail: [glare] ...
  Antarion: Never mind.
  —
  Antarion: I'm glad I follow Ivala, because you look like the answer to my prayers!
  Carina: Did you pray for a celibate priestess?
  Antarion: Dammit, I have the worst luck.
  Simon: ...
  Carina: Hey, it's true... from a certain point of view.
  —
  Antarion: If being sexy was a crime, the guards would be taking you straight to prison!
  Nalili: That'd be such a stupid law, what are y- Oh, you want to fuck me! Why didn't you just say that?
  Antarion: Seriously? Being so direct takes all the fun out of it...
  Nalili: I don't think it does! ...but before you ask, the answer is no.
  —
  Antarion: Are you a table with three legs? Because-
  Robin: I'm sorry, but you're too young for me.
  Antarion: Wait, what?
  Robin: Given how you throw yourself at every woman in sight, you must not have developed object permanence yet.
  Antarion: Well, fuck you too. You'd be hotter if you smiled more.
  Robin: Since that would make you talk to me more, it's a good argument for smiling less.
• The Qum Bomb gives Qum's frame of mind to everyone in the area of effect. This diffuses a potentially volatile situation, but it also makes everyone affected speak like Qum. The whole event is hilarious, but special mention goes to Megail trying - and failing - to speak normally, and to the scene at the end, told entirely from Qum's perspective (and thus using Qum's... unique... speech style).
  Megail: If this is permanent, Megail will KILL-
• Iris learns how it feels to finally have a competent boss:
  Iris: You... you understand basic economics?
  Simon: ...Yes?
  Iris: That is so fucking hot.
• The group discussing how the Doom King ^note who was "doomed" to die after conquering Yhilin managed to gain widescale acceptance ^note therefore negating any plans of writing him off:
  Sarai: Motherfucker had ONE job!
• Upon meeting the queen of the dwarves, Qum decides to call her "Angry Janine," because the only other queen Qum knows is Janine, the Queen of Yhilin. As the rest of the harem are quick to point out, Qum doesn't call Janine by her real name, but is willing to use that as a nickname for someone else entirely. Qum sees no contradiction in this.
• Megail negotiating with a Dwarven trader:
  Dwarf: I should warn you, I drive a hard bargain.
  [Gilligan Cut]
  Dwarf: I may have overestimated the hardness of my bargains.
• Ginasta's reaction to seeing Dari in the party.
  Ginasta: Is... is that AN UNWOMAN? [...] Do his lusts have no bounds?
  Dari: Hey, what about MY lusts?
• As of the 0.50 update, images of the adult scenes were added including those of the Chosen. Which, to further exemplify their suicidal immaturity, are drawn in a rather simplistic style that can only be described as a fifth-grader doing work on an H-Game. The sheer difference these few scenes have compared to the scenes with Simon as the main male character are enough to cause a chuckle from the sheer Mood Whiplash.
• If you send Qum to heal the head of House Thelon after the invasion of Yhilin, he visits the palace to thank her and describes her as essentially a perfect angel whilst acting completely oblivious to her repeatedly referring to herself as "Cumdump".

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