The film
- The fact that Alanis Morisette's "Ironic" plays during an actually ironic moment in the film.
- The interview scene in the library, especially when a scenario involving the 2 being shrunk down and put into a blender is brought up. It then segways into heartwarming territory when they mention that they were metaphorically in a blender and got out in the end.
- The scene where Nick and Billy are tested of their knowledge of Google Rules. Especially the moment when "Taking food home from the office" is brought up.
- Graham to Zach, a large team member: "Stop looking at the pizza. God made you lactose intolerant for a reason. You're fat. (beat) So fat. (beat) So fat."
- The ENTIREY of Nick and Billy finding "Professer Xavier".
- Headphones' Take That! speech against Graham. Especially when he outright calls Graham a dick for making him, a self admitted silent loner type, talk in front of everyone along with calling his accent bullshit.
- Nick and Billy's total ineptitude with technology and programming.Billy: "When you go on the line..."Lyle: "Online."
- Nick drawing a half-assed eyebrow on Yo-yo with a Sharpie.
- The hand dryer scene. THRICE.
- The Golden Snitch!
- "So we say no to love?" "YES! We say no to love!"