Funny / The Hurt Locker

• James nearly gets shot by hyped-up sentries when he returns to Camp Victory in civilian clothing in the middle of the night.
  Sentry: What the fuck were you doing?!!
  James: I was visiting a whorehouse.
  Sentry: If I let you in, will you tell me exactly where it is?
• Sanborn chiding a military contractor for throwing a tool at an Iraqi:
  Sanborn: You know you can shoot people here? You don't have to throw wrenches.
• Both the EOD squad and the PMCs come under attack by an Iraqi sniper, which they try to repel by laying down suppressive fire in every direction. Some handle the confusion better than others.
  Eldridge: What are we shooting at?
  Sanborn: I don't know!
• James giving the finger to Eldridge when he's told to put his headset back on.
  Eldridge (to Sanborn): Uh, I think that's a negative. Yeah, that's not gonna happen.