Funny / The Hexer

• Geralt, drunk out of his mind, is being groped by the two Zerrikanians guarding Borch. Too drunk at this point for anything reasonable, he drops the dumbest pick-up line imaginable:
  Geralt: What's your name?
  Vea: Alveaenerle.
  Geralt: (takes a long pause to process it, then grins stupidly) Pretty!
  • Bonus points for Borch being relatively sober at this point and clearly amused with the whole situation.
• The scene then cuts to the girls, big and gruff, but also naked, sneaking to the bathhouse where drunk Geralt and Borch are sleeping inside a giant wooden bath, then jumping inside of it, with sudden girlish screams. As much as it was done for fanservice, it is still funny by itself, with normally very serious and stoic characters being drunk enough to act like giddy children.
• Dudu apparently turned into Vespula and spend a fiery night with Dandelion, without him even realising it wasn't his lover. When Dandelion insists this is a lie, Dudu starts to call him "little sparkle". Then Geralt points out this is a perfect material for a new ballad, causing Dandelion to declare he's sick with Novigard and they should rather leave - after first planning a long stay, doing a crawl through its brothels.
• Dandelion, upon being told by Geralt that Dol Blathanna is populated by simple farmers and hardy pioneers, remarks that he won't be able to earn a single penny with such audience.
• Nenneke, when chewing out Tailes after the latter throws a gauntlet to Geralt.
  Nenneke: (in scolding tone) You've dropped something, sonny. Pick it up, for it is not allowed to litter here. Falwick, please take this idiot out of here, or else there will only be misery.

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