Funny / The Glee Project

• The first thing Hannah does as the contenders enter the waiting room for recording is point at a lamp and declare "That lamp's got holes in it! It looks like swiss cheese!"
  • The first thing Charlie does as the contenders enter the waiting room in season two is point and go "It's the cheese lamp from season one!"
• Damian's reaction to Lindsay and Alex each doing a whipped cream body shot off Hannah's chest in "Sexuality".
  • Damian's facial reactions in general, as well as a lot of his Confession Cam comments.
• Emily's send-up of Jersey Shore, dressing up as if Snooki were on Glee.
• Cameron making Damian saying dirty things in an American accent here.
• Co-Producer Ian Brennan is just silly in general.
  Ryan Murphy: [Samuel} has Bible quotes and Jesus tattoos all over his body.
  Ian Brennan: Wow...I would have really lame Leviticus quotes like "Though shalt not eat rock badger".
• Zach on Damian.
  Zach: When I first saw Damian dance my reaction was...don't.
  • Really any time Zach comments on below average dancing.
    Zach: I really think the season two contenders are...trying?
  Zach: Attention, turkeys. I need you to get this right or else I'm going to kill you.
• Charlie when he finds out that the Vulnerability homework assignment is "My Life Would Suck Without You", which isn't a very vulnerable song.
  Charlie: My first thought is...why?! You can only be so vulnerable to a bass line that goes PB-TSS, PB-TSS, PB-TSS, PB-TSS, PB-TSS, PB-TSS, PB-TSS, PB-TSS. *Beat* Y'know?
• The Adventures of Really Nice Guy and his partner Charlie.
• Nellie's hilariously deadpan interpretation of "Milkshake".
  Aylin: I think "my milkshake" is like, my bod.
  Nellie: I really used to think this song was about milkshakes!
  Aylin: Why would the milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard?
  Nellie: Because everyone loves milkshakes!
  Aylin: "Damn right, it's better than yours, I could teach you, but I'd have to charge"?
  Nellie: I could teach you how to make this milkshake but then I wouldn't make a profit because you could just make your own.
  Charlie (singing): I'll teach you the economics of opening a milkshake stand.
• Robert, of all people, admitting to everyone that he'd lost his virginity to "More Than Words".