Funny / The Gaston Trilogy

"Woah! Slow down, Maurice!"

• Gaston Seeks Satisfaction
  LeFou: No beast alive stands a chance against you! And no girl for that matter.
  Gaston: It's true, LeFou! And I've got my sights set on that one.
  LeFou: Huh, the inventor's dog?
  Gaston: No.
  LeFou: The inventor's hookers?
  Gaston: No.
  LeFou: The inventor's daughter?
  Gaston: She's the one!
  • "Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laaaaaughed!"
  • Gaston being inexplicably suspended in mid-air. Even during The Stinger.
  • This bit:
    Belle: Gaston, you are positively evil.
    Gaston: Why thank you, Belle.
  • "My father is a genie! He's crazy!" *the lab blows up*
  • Crazy old Maurice's quest to get that boner.
  • Belle gunning down Billy Mays.
  • When Gaston is proposing to Belle:
    Gaston: Here, picture this: my rustic hunting lodge, my rustic hunting lodge on fire, and my feet massaging my wife, while the little ones kill the dogs. We'll have six or seven.
    Belle: Dogs?
    Gaston: No, Belle; dogs.
• Gaston plays "Lefou's Quest IV"
  • Just all the point and Click Gags.
  • Also:
    Gaston: Nothing helps. I'm dissed.
    LeFou: Who, you?
    Gaston: No, the one-armed man!
  • Whenever Gaston punches LeFou in the first part of the video.
  • LeFou describing how much everyone admires Gaston:
    LeFou: Every guy here'd like to be you, Gaston
    Even when taking a dump
  • PHENOMENAL!
  • GASTON IS DATING!!!!
  • The sheer audacity that someone made an explosive beer.
  • Gaston Falcon Punching Lefou into space after he drenches him with Horse Pop. Then the scene cuts to him playing chess while Lefou is still flying, complete with two Stock Screams.
    • And then LeFou falls back to Earth, into a garbage truck, which then compacts the trash with him in it.
  • LeFou getting killed by spit.
  • Gaston's diet:
    When I was Aladdin, I ate lard! And now that I'm grown I eat BAAAAAABAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
  • Gaston shooting the dog from Duck Hunt.
  • DEATH BY GASTON'S CHAIR
• And finally, Gaston's Ultimate Mission to Obtain Some Taco Bell.

  Maurice: He's got her! He's got her locked in the dungeon!
  Villager: Who?
  Maurice: Boner!
  *he gets thrown out of the bar, then back in*

  • Gaston decides to "help" Maurice by...strapping him to a rocket.
    Maurice: Why won't no one help me?!
  • Gaston comes up with a plan to obtain Taco Bell.
    Gaston: LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking...
    LeFou: But if Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?
  • The Six Flags scene.
  • Gaston and LeFou talk to Monsieur D'Arque:
    Monsieur D'Arque: I don't usually leave in the middle of Arkham Asylum, but you said you'd make it worth my while.
    *Gaston gives him some DLC codes.*
    Monsieur D'Arque: Ahhh? I'm listening.
    Gaston: It's like this: I've got my heart set on Taco Bell. But she needs a little...persuasion.
    LeFou: Yeah, turned him fat! *LeFou is elbowed in response*
    Gaston: Everyone knows her father is a lunatic! He was in here tonight, raving.
    [Cut to Maurice literally raving in the bar, lights flashing everywhere to a techno remix of the Beauty and the Beast theme]
    Gaston: Woah! Slow down, Maurice!
    [Maurice does not slow down. He's finally tossed out of the bar and into the snow along with his glowsticks.]
  • "Yeah! Even marry him!" *shows Justin Bieber*
  • "So you want me to throw her father into the asylum unless she agrees to make you tacos?"
  • "I thought I'd never get that boner!"
  • Monsieur D'Arque coming to get Maurice.
    Belle: May I help you?
    Monsieur D'Arque: I've come to collect your money.
    (Belle closes the door and starts shooting at him; opens the door with a troll face, closes the door and opens it again without the face)
    Monsieur D'Arque: Eh, father.
  • Earlier, D'Arque says "I'm loving it!", and Gaston responds "No! Yo quiero Taco Bell!" Even funnier when Gaston later says "Have it your way!", a Burger King tagline, without comment.
  • Maurice describing his...um...
    LeFou: Maurice! Just how big? Tell us again, old man!
    Maurice: The boner was enormous! I'd-I'd say at least eight, no-o-o-o-o! More like ten feet!
  • Belle can prove Maurice is crazy by showing the Beast. The "Beast" is revealed to be a live-action Gaston in what is labeled "Gaston the Musical by Maurice", and then this exchange happens:
    Belle: Oh, he'd hurt anyone! I know he looks kind and gentle, but he's really vicious.
    Gaston: If I didn't know better I'd suspect you had feelings for this monster!
    Belle: No, Gaston, he's a monster!
  • "The Beast will mate with your children!"
  • Gaston throws a torch at some exploding barrels, gets blown into space, and collects lard, donuts, steak, and Babar before crashing into the Beast's castle.
  • Gaston fires an arrow at the Beast, but it doesn't do anything until...
    "Use the arrow in the knee, Gaston"
  • During the fight:
    Gaston: Were you in love with her, Beastie? Did you honestly think she'd want me when she had someone like you?!
    Beast: When I'm eating light.
  • The fact that the Beast is voiced by Garfield.
    Gaston: Get up!
    Beast: I'm happy here.
  • "It's over, Beastie! TACO BELL IS MINE!!!"
  • "No one dies like Gaston!"
  • Belle's face when she sees Gaston instead of the Beast.
• The post-credits cuts to Aladdin rubbing the lamp before Maurice appears saying, "BONER!". Then the villager genie pops out of nowhere saying, "PHENOMENAL!"
  Aladdin: I must've hit that junk harder than I thought.