"I was drugged and left for dead in Mexico, and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt."
While being given a psychological test where he is told to describe the first word that comes to mind when being shown one image after another in a set of cards, one notable card image is a car that is shown midair after breaking through a road barrier from a large hill/mountain roadway, implying that the car and driver will soon plummet to their destruction:
Nicholas: Whoops.
After losing a shoe to attack dogs:
Nicholas: There goes a thousand dollars.
Christine: Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?
Nicholas: That one did.
When discussing his ex-wife with Conrad:
Nicholas: Now she’s married to a pediatrician, or a gynecologist, or a pediatric gynecologist, I don’t know.