Funny / The Fog

The 1980 film:

• Nick and Elizabeth's first conversation.
  Elizabeth: Listen, I never hitchhiked before. I just really want to be careful. Can I ask you something?
  Nick: Sure.
  Elizabeth: Are you weird?
  beat.
  Nick: Yes, I am. Yes, I am weird.
  Elizabeth: You're weird? Thank God you're weird. The last one was so normal it was disgusting.
  • Nick then reminds her she said she'd never hitchhiked before. She clarifies "not before last week".
• This exchange:
  Kathy: Better get the estimates ready for the council meeting next month.
  Sandy: Yes, ma'am.
  Kathy: Sandy, you're the only person I know who can make "Yes, ma'am" sound like "Screw you".
  Sandy: Yes, ma'am.
• Sandy continues the deadpanning when they visit Father Malone. There's no answer at the church door, and Sandy remarks "not a good sign". When they find the church empty, she notes that it's "another bad sign".
  • And after Father Malone has read from his grandfather's journal.
  Kathy: Are you going to give the benediction tonight, Father?
  Father Malone: Antonio Bay has a curse on it.
  Sandy: Do we take that as a 'no'?
• Nick and Elizabeth take a car ride together and hop into bed before they finally ask each other's names.
• Despite Stevie's penchant for Audio Erotica on the radio, she turns out to be just like any other mother who gets unceremoniously woken from her planned lie-in thanks to an overexcited child.
  "Andrew, I love you. But sometimes you're a real pain."