- Gunner, Lee and Toll come across a flushing toilet on the train where they're rescuing Doc, which has a sign "WC". They give each other awkward looks before shooting up the occupant.
- Drummer treats Lee's talk as gibberish as if he was talking in a foreign language. Barney admits that he has trouble understanding Lee sometimes.Christmas: Look who's talking!
- Practically every single scene with Antonio Banderas is this - especially when he propositions Luna... during the climax:Galgo: Your name is Luna, right? Luna means, uh, moon. Hypnotic, mysterious, much like yourself. Would you like to hold... my gun? (Luna grabs the gun, a bit confused) Vámonos, chica.note
- And this scene. God, this scene.Galgo: (marching, Seville's Holy Week-style) "Soy el nooooovio de la muerteeeee..." (stops marching) "I'm bridegroom of Death". Those are the lyrics of a Spanish Legion song we use to sing when we were in a mission in Croatia. (cuts to bombastic war anecdotes)(Working on the plane's engine, Barney looks completely uninterested)
- When the other Expendables show up and insist on going along with Barney and Galgo:Barney: You're gonna want to get out of that seat, Christmas is coming.
Galgo: But it's June?
Barney: Galgo, get the hell out! - Don't forget...Galgo: Who the hell are you?
Trench: I'm the guy who just saved your ass.
Galgo: (angrily) Aquí no dicen nada y me confundo, después le voy a pegar un tiro a quien no se lo tengo que pegar!note(As Galgo runs away, Trench looks weirded out) - When Galgo is turned down at first for Ross' new team.Galgo: I NEED A JOB! All I wanted to do is kill people! And I do that VERY WELL! (beat) GODDAMMIT!!! (walks away in a huff like a petulant child)
- The funniest part? Galgo yells this at the top of his lungs in a construction site full of people and no one seems to care about it. Either all the workers are mercenaries too or they are just that familiar with Galgo being a loony, any of which would be hilarious.
- The rest of the Expendables are on the flight to the Final Battle, with Galgo chattering away.
Toll Road: [checking his watch] It's gonna be a long-ass flight, fellas. - And this scene. God, this scene.
- Drummer links up with Trench and Yang to provide support.Drummer: This is it? This is your evac team?
Trench: Short notice.
Drummer: [looking at Yang] Yeah, very short. - Galgo mentions to Barney that the Tall Guy (Gunnar) does not like him. He walks off, Gunner asks Barney what he said and Barney replies "He likes you".
- When Trench comes to rescue the rest of the team:Trench: Good Morning! LET'S GET TO DA CHOPPAH!
- Barney also gets a brilliant reference when he finishes off Conrad:
- Barney making an (un?)intentional Golgo 13 reference when he mispronounces Galgo's name.Galgo: Golgo sounds like a Parisian hooker.
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