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  • "On the entrance exam for new policemen, they ask, 'What are rabies and what would you do for them?" Ryan said, "Rabies are Jewish priests and I would do anything I possible could for them.'"
  • The entire conversation between Kinderman and Father Dyer is hilarious and filled to the brim with snark.
  • Kinderman's story of his mother-in-law keeping a live carp in the bathtub. He refuses to go in there because if he sees it sleeping with its gills moving back and forth, he'll kill it.
  • Allerton: (offscreen) His goddamn nose is broken!
  • After the Gemini Killer's genuinely disturbing rant concerning Father Karras, he pauses... then seemingly genuinely apologizing for raving.
  • Kinderman tries to get a mental patient and potential witness to Father Dyer's death to talk by pretending to be a radio repairman for her imaginary radio. She hands him what appears to be said imaginary radio, only to tell him that it was actually a telephone.

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