- An index card mix-up gives us this gem:
- All of Shakespeare's tragic heroines barfing on the audience members before they die.
- Their rendition of Titus Andronicus. One would think that making such a violent play funny would be impossible. The Reduced Shakespeare Company found a way... by performing it like a cooking program.Titus Andronicus: When he is dead, which should be... (Lavinia kills her rapist) ...Now.
- Soothsayer: Beware the Ides of March...ooo...
Caesar: What the hell are the ides of March?
Soothsayer: Well, that's the 15th of March!
Caesar: Why that's today! *Hrk* - Shakespeare's histories performed as an American football game.
- When King Lear comes in, we get this gem:
Adam: Fictional character in the field, Lear is disqualified! - "Cut the crap, Hamlet! My Biological Clock Is Ticking and I want babies now!"
- Hamlet, backwards.
- "OOB"
- The Brick Joke when Ophelia drowns. The actor takes a cup of water, splashes it in his face, and walks off. When they do it backwards, he comes onstage and spits a mouthful of water into an empty cup.
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