Funny / The Chronicles Of Magicae

• Every time you meet a random encounter, it will result in Kuki-Sensei shouting "HOLY FUCK!" in suprise.
• If you try to enter one of the houses in the village, it will result in the game saying "The door appears to locked, there is a note on the door saying 'stop stealing my shit, Link!
  Lucas: "Who's Link?"
  Kuki-Sensei: "You got to be shitting me, You never heard of The Legend of Zelda ?!"
• This exchange:
  Elf guard: "I don't think you live here. See, this is the elf village and there's a good chance you'd break our furniture. Or am I thinking of dwarfs?"
  Kuki-Sensei: "Depends if you see a midget with pointy ears"
  Elf guard: "You racist fuck!"
  Lucas: "Why does everyone have such a pottymouth in this world?"
• "Who the fuck did I hire to build I hire to build village for midget elf people?"
  • "Yo mama!"
  • "Yay! I learned a new word, daddy!"
• During one random encounter, when Kuki-Sensei says "HOLY FUCK!", it prompts Lucas to ask if he has to swear so much, which results in this:
  Kuki-Sensei: "I'm old, I'm grumpy, my knee is killing me, my back is killing me and all my friends are fucking dead! Of course I'm going to swear a lot! It numbs the pain."
• The minotaur that says he can kick your ass. If you manage to beat him, he will admit he was full of bullshit.
• After getting nursed back to health by Astrea, Kuki's first response is to ask if he's dead, prompting Lucas to pinch him.
• This gem here:
  Lucas (talking about Astrea): "She's pretty"
  Kuki-Sensei: "I'd say, hubba hubba!"
  Astrea: "Uh guys, I can here you talking about my beauty"
• Your first meeting with Piero, which results in him doing the "old whoopee cushion in the hand trick", but it turns out he shat himself. Kuki-Sensei's reaction is priceless:
  "JESUS CHRIST! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR ARSE?!"
  • Lucas' reaction is just as priceless:
  "you pull a gas mask out of nowhere"
  Lucas: "You're weird"
• "NYAHAHAHAHA! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SKELEDOOM APPROACHES (just as soon as I find my leg bones)".
  • Followed by his attempt at getting his leg bones back
• Piero's joke if you meet up with him in Ye Grim Bloody Fable:
  Piero: "Who's the one woman in th' world that anyone can fuck?"
  Piero: "Sleeping Beauty"
  • Even funnier is that the game tells you in a deadpan manner that you and Kuki-Sensei shit yourselves afterwards
  • Even more funnier is that Astrea doesn't get the joke.
• If you walk up to the bartender, he will tell you to fuck off because this is a Wretched Hive, which results in Kuki-Sensei saying "We killed a bat (I think we did anyways)", resulting in the bartender welcoming them.
• If you walk up to a drunken minotaur, he will attempt to fight you, whicj results in this gem:
  "The drunken minotaur attempts to punch you. He falls flat on his face. Then alternates between crying and vomiting and then sleeping in his tear filled vomit. Poor sod!"
• "several bad puns later"
• "Congratulations! you get nothing. What, did you really think someone would put something valuable in there, you little kleptomaniac."