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Rachel: "I think I have you figured out. When in doubt, sleep."

Ferrin: "You have an astonishing capacity to sleep through commotion."

Jason: "I wish I could run and sleep at the same time."
Ferrin: "Can't you? I was always under the impression you could sleep rolling down a mountainside in a barrel."

  • The fact that Jason keeps forgetting that Galloran is blind, and Galloran's attitude towards it.
Jason: You should see him fight!
Galloran: That might prove difficult.

  • Aram's tips on swordplay.
Jason: "I don't know how to use a sword."
Aram: "It isn't too complicated. Insert the blade into the body of your enemy. ... You can hack your way in with the edge or stab with the tip. We can go over some finer points later."

  • Ferrin's method of finding out if the ferryman is eavesdropping on them.
Ferrin raised his voice. "I suppose we should kill the boatman. We can't leave witnesses behind." Jason began to protest, but Ferrin held up his hand and glared. "Let's see. I'll just insert my knife right here and open him up."

  • Just about any time Drake has to put up with an authority figure.
Nollin: "Well-timed arrival. You managed to skip all of the work."
Drake: "I figured you could use the practice. It takes more skills than speechwriting to survive in the backcountry."
Nollin: "I suppose I have much to learn. Perhaps you can instruct me how to secure food and drink by bowing to Maldor."
Drake: "Based on your politics, I assumed he was already paying you handsomely."
Nollin: "There is a significant difference between recommending defensive strategies to protect your people and betraying them by kneeling to the emperor."
Drake: "You have a point. I was only killing myself."

  • After being imprisoned, locked in a stock for hours and meeting the most powerful man in Lyrain Jason responds with
I have an itch in my nose

  • The times Jason mentions just about anything from the Beyond. In Chasing The Prophecy, the stones at the Celestine Library remind Jason of computers. When he mentions them, Farfalee just gives him a blank stare.

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