Funny / The Air Ride Series

Per wiki policy, moments pages are Spoilers Off!

Sure, the comic quality is bad, but there are some moments when TARS can be funny.

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Miss Robot:

• In Comic 117, Miss Robot bets her engine & batteries, yet still appears to be functioning, because screw logic.
• In Comic 199, her "White Wonder" piece of art. The White Wonder depicts nothing. Miss Robot didn't bother to paint anything and submitted a blank piece of paper. Obviously, she gets disqualified from the art competition.
• At the end of "Field Trip to the Play House", Miss Robot actually shows up to pay for the play house and the bus, which were both destroyed in the story. Miss Robot paid the principal in Miss Robot Bucks. The other envelope contained a fake check. Everyone in the school ^note  except for Kirby, who was a ghost at the time. goes to jail because nobody confessed to hacking Miss Robot. The wiki heavily implies Miss Robot hacked HERSELF to give the principal the fake money.
• In "Kirby Joins a Gang", Miss Robot tries painting herself "a slightly lighter shade of orange" to fool Mrs. AMP. Obviously, Kirby sees through this and gives herself a real disguise, which she proceeds to eat before they pass the censors.
  • In the same story, Miss Robot sees Kirby on Missrobothacking.com, the site used to hack her. Miss Robot claims it's her favorite website and proceeds to type in "Self Destruct", causing her to self destruct.
• Miss Robot's Twitter is a GOLD MINE. Highlights include her profile picture featuring her texting and driving, about to run over pedestrians and these◊ tweets◊.

Comics

• In Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games, when you swim too fast in 100m freestyle, your character has to stop. Comic 68 interprets this with Dyna Blade pissing in the pool when she goes too fast.
• Comic 90. The comic is filled with fourth wall breaks, Self-Deprecation, and Fawful bragging about all of his achievements.
• This quote from Comic 95.

I swear to god if you light the school on fire with that...''"

— 'Mrs. AMP

" LIGHT THE SKOOL ON FIRE? OKAY!"

— 'Dyna Blade

• In Comic 129, the background used for the football stadium had a person running on the field. How did Poyo Ride handle this? He had Red Kirby chase after him and claim he was committing fan interference.
  • Also, as pointed out by Poyo Ride, there were more people in the stands who were in the background chosen. In particular, the two people having their photograph taken. Considering they're very visible in the comic, it looks like they're having a very happy time despite what's going on in the football field.
• When White Kirby "defeats" ^note  Dyna Blade actually defeated him, after she found out he took all her drugs. King Bob-omb in Comic 151, he asks for his star, like how it works in Super Mario 64. King Bob-omb claims that you don't get a star when you beat him, you get drugs when you beat him. White Kirby quits the game.
• Starting in Comic 155, new characters sometimes had "intro cards", which described the character. In Comic 161, the Ice Climbers get intro cards. Nana's intro card's "quote of the day" calls Popo "Poopoo". Popo gets angry at this, and grabs a flamethrower, but Nana uses a reflector, causing Mt. Everest to burn down.
• Comic 157, the final Splatoon splatfest comic. Normally, the heroes are on the side Poyo Ride favors, while the villains are failing at something related to the side Poyo is against. ^note  One exception where it's reversed, 94. However, this comic has Poyo Ride personally say no through text about both Callie and Marie, no other characters appearing. Scroll down, and you see Poyo Ride's pick. Mettaton! Complete with a giant OHHHHH YES as Poyo's response.
  • Out of the blue, this comic received a remake! It looks the same, but then scroll down to Mettaton's panel. The Big "YES!" is scribbled out and replaced with a Big "NO!". Scroll down further, and you see Poyo Ride's new yes. Expecting Mettaton? TOO BAD WALUIGI TIME! Also, the yes is much more mundane than it was in the original comic.
• Comic 166. Mewtwo specifically requests not to be catchable in Pokemon GO, Rayquaza realizing only Generation 1 Pokemon are in the game, and Dyna Blade trying to download Pokemon GO on this.◊ The last part made "Poyo Ride Dies Laughing" hidden in the next panel because of that joke.
• In Comic 168, Mettaton shows everyone some pictures in his mansion. These include Mettaton doing the Nazi salute, Mettaton jumping off a cliff, Mettaton getting hit by a car, and Mettaton getting caught in an explosion.
• In Comic 178, the claim White Kirby makes towards the food at McDonald's gets in the newspaper. That's not the highlight though. The article below reads LOCAL BONER BIRD REENACTS HOLOCAUST
• Comic 15's remake turns a boring comic into one of the best.
  • Cackletta tries to order a giant robot... at Domino's Pizza.
  • Cackletta tries to name Earthwake "Sexy Cackletta Bot."
  • Cackletta misinterprets Earthwake's name as Earthquake. After Earthwake doesn't respond to her commands due to this, it's knocked into the water, which is implied to be about two feet deep. Keep in mind Earthwake is a giant robot that towers over the city in Dream Team.
• In Comic 190, Kirby tries interrupting Nurby's speech with a Blob Fish mating call.
• After getting cancelled, Poyo Ride announced that TARS would be coming back! Comic 201 shows what happens when Blue Kirby gets all three Hydra pieces. If Blue Kirby gets all three pieces, he transforms into Rick Astley. Yes, Comic 201 was published on April Fools' Day. White Kirby's reaction◊ is priceless.
  • Also worth mentioning from this comic is Blue Kirby's transformation scene◊. It tries and absolutley fails at making him look demonic.
• Comic 202, a bonus comic.
  • Mrs. AMP's essay files have essays from various character, like "Why are, you reading, and this list".
  • Also, Mrs. AMP hid her "porn" folder in her first hour essays.
  • The two pages on the Magnetic Field Wiki
    • There's a picture of Mrs. AMP on the field wiki. The caption claims they took the picture in the middle of class. Mrs. AMP is visibly yelling at whoever took her picture.
    • White Kirby comments on how Mrs. AMP smells bad. Dyna Blade defends Mrs. AMP on this, as that was because she shat on Mrs. AMP's desk, and ruined her favorite solenoid.
  • Dyna Blades essay is just her yelling about how she wants Mrs. Bairis back.
  • The Shadow Star's essay is in Wingdings. It reads: Why did you translate this? Go outside.
  • The Magnetic Field wiki was an actual wiki for a brief period of time. The pages are exactly like how they are in the comic, except for the main page having a link to the comic. It has since been closed.
• Initially, Comic 203 seems to be taking a drastically more serious turn than basically every other comic, until White Kirby says he doesn't care about his dream anymore, and wants the two million dollars Dyna Blade promised him. To nobody's surprise Dyna Blade doesn't have two million dollars, and Dyna Blade promises to pay him back tomorrow, in Monopoly money. She later has to ask the real world's Red Kirby for two million dollars in Monopoly money. What Red Kirby says is also pretty funny. "Who do you think I am, the Monopoly Man?

Stories:

• The Five Nights at Freddy's 3 story features the awful ending◊ that is received after the story is over.
• In Kingdom Royale, Freddy Fazbear phones the Purple Man and tells him there's people that he should kill. Also, the way he enters the building is by driving his car through the wall.
• It's illegal not to be drunk in Crappy Town.
• Technology School:
  • When Mrs. AMP says the school will get a heavy technological upgrade, the first thing the characters do is calculate how much water is needed to destroy all of the technology.
  • Kirby claims the school looks different. Robin thinks it looks different because it's not burning down.
  • Since the kirbies find out that they need a robot to escape lunch detention, they hire Metal Man to show up to every lunch detention. In order to get a lunch detention, Metal Man disconnects the projector, knocks everything over, hides the grade book in the sewers, and draws dicks on the whiteboard. He gets expelled instead of getting a lunch detention, and gets a call from White Kirby saying he could have just made up an excuse to show up to lunch detention.
• The beginning of "Kirby Becomes a Robot"

"After seven centuries, Kirby has finally saved up enough to buy the Roboizer. The Roboizer is an invention made by Dr. Robot that turns living things into robots. At school, Kirby shows it to Mrs. AMP. Mrs. AMP asks where he got that, and Kirby says he got it at the dollar store for a dollar."

— 'Kirby Becomes a Robot

• Later in Kirby Becomes a Robot, it is revealed that only one machine came with the button that actually turned you into a robot, which Kirby broke moments earlier. Miss Robot agrees to add the button to Kirby's backup machine, and adds 50 more buttons to the machine

Facebook:

• Dyna Blade made a post boasting about how she hacked the Shadow Star's account. She commented on the post, claiming she forgot to block him.
  • The post Dyna Blade made to his account makes it blatantly obvious Dyna Blade hacked the account.
• This horrendous image.
• The Dyna Blade challenges. These were basically just Dyna Blade asking you some easy question that paints her in a good light or telling you to type something in the comments, and in order to qualify for the "prize", you had to give her your address/phone number/credit card number etc.

"HEY GUYS TODAY IM GONNA INTRODUCE YOU TO THE DYNA BLADE CHALLENGE SINCE I STOLE AN EMAIL FROM *** IM GONNA NEED YOUR PHONE NUMBER TO TRANSFER THE PRIZE MONEY ITS HARDER THAN THE 1ST CHALLENGE SO YOU HAVE TO FILL IN THE BLANK ON THIS QUESTON

WHO IS THE SEXIEST BIRD

DY_A BLADE

HINT:N

IF YOU WIN AND YOU GAVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER I WILL PERSONALLY PRANK CALL YOUR HOUSE I MEAN TELL YOU THE CREDIT CARD NUMBER AND SECURITY CODE FOR NINTENDOS CREDIT CARD OR YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR ADDRES SO I CAN WRAP YOUR HOUSE IN TOILET PAPER I MEAN SO I CAN TRANSFER THE PRIZE MONEY TO ALL OF YOU GOOD LUCK SQUWAK"

— '''Dyna Blade'

• Poorly Drawn Kirby's reply to the Dyna Blade Challenge that's right above this sentence.

"DYNA BLADE! WAS I RIGHT?'"

— '''PDK'

"NO THE ANSWER WAS N"

— '''Dyna Blade'

• This post◊ by the Shadow Star. While the Shadow Star has a habit of shouting about how he's not hiding in the place he is hiding, this one takes it up to eleven.
• Shadow Star celebrating his 3 years of friendship with someone post series.

"I don't even know who this is." ^note  Poyo Ride sent friend requests to random people in order to gain more publicity. This didn't get him any more responses to his posts, despite Dyna Blade having 500 friends at one point

— '''Shadow Star'

• Poyo Ride on Dyna Blade's account post series about the recent Facebook data leaks: "I wonder if the Facebook data leaks stopped at 80 million or whatever because they saw my account and decided that getting all 2 billion wasn't worth it."

Misc.:

• One of the villains only listed on the wiki, Dark Nebula, is not considered a villain because he's too easy to beat.
• There was a fake game made for the series, that was a Mega Man game featuring TARS characters. There are two standout moments.
  • Miss Robot is weak to her own weapon.
  • Freddy Fazbear's weapon is the shitty singing. It's so shitty that none of the bosses are weak to it. Yup, Poyo Ride forgot to make one of the bosses weak to Freddy's weapon.
• The "rejected" characters. ^note  As in a character group, not characters who were actually cut from the series. They are a band of four characters that are incredibly lazy ideas. They seem to have been rejected for good reasons. The quartet consists of Slightly Lighter Shade of Blue Kirby, Slightly More Evil Brown Kirby, Dyna Blade but her right wing is bigger, and Racist White Kirby.
  • Also, looking at Dyna Blade but her right wing is bigger's official artwork, her left wing is actually the bigger one. Slightly Lighter Shade of Blue Kirby's art features him a shade darker than Blue Kirby. Both of these instances were actually intentional to make the characters funnier.
  • Ironically, none of the four actually made an appearance outside of their wiki page, making them join the Throwaway Character gang. They really were rejected characters. ^note  Although their inclusion less than a month before the series cancellation might have something to do with it.
• "Dyna Blade's Greatest Hits!" An album made by none other than Dyna Blade. Guess what the songs are about. Highlights include:
  • The cover art features Dyna Blade attacking various buildings and Kirby, and to the right, Dyna Blade is jamming out on a guitar◊.
  • "Kirby is Delicious" is self-explanatory. Firstly, Dyna Blade explains she was banned from the Starstraunt, the only restaurant in town she likes. This is made even funnier when you realize that one of the four main restaurants in Crappy Town is run by her and White Kirby. She then decides to eat Kirby, and after nuking an ancient building, she finally gets to eat him. Here is the ending:
  "SQUWAK SQUWAK SQUWAK, KIRBY DIED THAT DAY. I DECIDED TO EAT HIM, SO LETS DIG IN, SHA... HOLY FUCK KIRBY TASTES LIKE PENIS SHIT POISONED AND FLUSHED DOWN THE SEWER 3 TIMES."
  • The Five Nights at Freddy's song features the animatronics singing as well as Dyna Blade. This results in the song shifting from the animatronics singing eerily about murdering the night guard, to Dyna Blade yelling about how she's killing all of the animatronics with guns.
  • The Undertale song. Dyna Blade shoots Toriel & Asgore, steals Papyrus's spaghetti, and at Waterfall, when Undyne tries to steal Dyna Blade's soul, Dyna Blade says she doesn't have one.
• An Air Ride "board game"◊ was made on the wiki, with TARS elements. Some of the spaces seem pretty normal, like rail stations as transport, falling into the water, and falling into a golf hole and going up a few spaces. Then there's "Go back a space because I said so", "Go back two spaces because we don't like you", and "I don't think Whispy Woods likes you. Go back seven spaces."
• Poyo Ride has realized that for the Deviantart release of every TARS comic, they have been tagged as Manga and Anime fan comics. Yes, apparently these comics are anime and manga fan comics.
• Pre-M.U.G.E.N. SMSB had a Wily Castle stage. Said stage had five bosses. The first four are the fortress bosses from the first Mega Man game. ^note  Yellow Devil, CWU-01P, Copy Robot, and Wily Machine 1. Who's the fifth boss? Dr. Light. According to the wiki, he doesn't have any attacks, and all he does is walk around like an idiot. Collision with him results in you getting healed. He gets killed in one hit, including attacks from the previous four bosses that may have spawned. If he is not killed by the end of the match, he somehow WINS! The boss theme that apparently plays when an actual boss spawns still plays when he spawns too.