- The very first part of the series is Bradley looking at a screenshot of Villager in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U through a magnifying glass and then complaining about the presence of polygons."Look at Villager's ear." *whispering* "The hard edges..."
- One person's idea on what they're gonna call Pokémon after Z."THE NEW, POKEMON ASIAN, BUY IT TODAY"
- *matter-of-factly* "orqnge ash"
- "My wife left me and took the kids." *Double Take*
- "is that maga man??????" "i think the dog is maga man"
- "Isabelle. She is hot." Right, Pikky? *cuts to a Yellow Flower Pikmin plushie*
- "go in the fozem factor zone 1 please" *nods sagely*
- *footage of Super Mario 3D World, then cut to Bradley, sound still playing* "This game is fun" *cut back to footage, then back to Bradley, sad music starts playing* "my mom and dad have been fighting a lot"
- *beats chest* "much spin very power" *beats chest again* I Tarzan!
- "Someone teach me how to zeldo." Te-te-te-te-teach me how to zeldo. '~'
- "faith, trust and Luigi's dust is all it takes to The Year of Luigi going. Do you guys have that cause i sure do!"
- One person's attempt at spelling (presumably) "at least I tried:" "iklest itrod."
- "WON DHE I BOT A GHEM CALD SUPR MARO 46 TEH TIETULL SKREEN HADDED A PATRIXXX. TEHN JEF TEH KILR AND SLENDURMANN AND BEN CHALENJED MEH *pronounced "muh" by Bradley* TWO A POKEMAN BATTULL. THEN A PEEKACHEW CAME OWT AND WUZ SAD.
- *holding Pikky, sad music plays* "How do you make friends?"
- After reading a long, Non Sequitur Miiverse profile, all Bradley could say was "And they banned my profile."
- Referring to Donkey Kong as "the onion ape."
- "Today was my kids last day of the hunt club farms camp he said it was so much fun and baby goats and chickens and peacocks and pigs and lamas and alpacas and cows and horses and bees all i care about is for him to have fun and all that so can someone say something please" *cut to three chairs, Pikky sitting in one, the other two empty, cue Chirping Crickets*
- "thats if u know how to play it" *suddenly confused* "wh-what do u on animal"
- While reading about having to melt a living rock, Bradley is shown putting a rock in the microwave.
- "graphics make a genration? not graphics don't make a generation? the wiiu did not fail? it has not already? is it rubbish? yes"
