"We need more lights!"
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In General
- Coach may be a flesh-eating villain, but at the same time, he's such a Likable Villain that one can't help but laugh at his antics. Especially when he does his Signature Laugh or dances.
Tasty Cools 4: or How I Learned to Quit Fussin' and Love the Coach
- The series lets us know this is where Nick's alcoholic trait starts developing by having Nick walk up to Ellis' car with a shit-eating grin on his face, beer in hand, and a screeching violin in the background.
- "Ohhh, I love this song!" [intense headbanging]
- While spying on Nick and Ellis using thermal vision a-la Predator, the camera cuts to Coach looking through two donuts that are acting as his thermal binoculars. He then takes a bite out of one of the donuts.
- Ellis and Nick walk out of the car crash and head into Whispering Oaks, meeting a couple of beautiful women (including Zoey). The mere second Nick tries to communicate with Trishka Novak, he receives a very dramatic Groin Attack, adding the death animation and Death Cry Echo from Street Fighter.
- The dialogue as they see the girls:
Nick: Ellis, come on!Ellis: I wanna ride one! Just one!Nick: ...Now I wanna ride one.- After Trishka hits Nick's "peanus", Ellis retaliates by pulling a baseball bat he's been carrying around and beating her to death. Cue Facepalm from Nick and an "I Need a Freaking Drink" moment.
- The first appearance of an odd friendship between Nick and Chris Redfield:Chris: Gimme a hand!Nick: What?!Chris: Grab it!Nick: Aw, gross shit!
- Nick's ringtone is Coach's trademark silly giggle but sped-up.
Tasty Cools 5: Coachocalypse Now
- Bill's portrayal throughout the episode, from seductively looking at Francis in the bar to dancing with Albert Wesker in the pool hall. Makes one wonder if he's going senile.
- Also Bill screaming like a little girl when Coach finds him.
KF Soldier: Shoot the bitch! She's doing my head in! - Bill is moments away from revealing to Coach the location of Nick when all of a sudden, he suffers a heart attack and dies. Quite understandably, Coach is unbelievably disappointed.Coach: Oh for—[breathes a sigh]
- The Stinger: ucrazy?
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Tasty Cools 6: A Fistful of Donuts
- The PAYDAY Gang offering Nick to escape in their van, which looks worse than it drives. Then the camera pans to its exhaust pipe coming off.Nick: I'm NOT climbing in— [bullet buzzes past him] ah, screw it, let's go.
- When Nick and Francis go into hiding in (or rather, break into) Zoey's apartment and grab some beer from the fridge, Francis finds out he just drank something labeled "John Marston's Piss".
- Chris' face◊ when he sees Nick, followed by a Man Hug.
Tasty Cools 7: Bangin' Like a Barbecue Bacon Burger
- As the video cuts to various scenes of SWAT members preparing to raid Nick and Chris's safehouse, one of them shows them purchasing a pizza from a delivery man.
- When the raid begins, Chris pre-empts a break-in by stepping out into the SWAT team, catching them unaware.SWAT Teammate: 3...2—[Chris opens the door and steps out.]SWAT Teammate: ...Oh boy.
- Nick is approached by a news reporter and his cameraman, who are Ryo Hazuki and Ryder, respectively, to ask him about a "creepy-looking guy wearing purple clothes". Nick responds with "Kiss my ass!" in frustration, which pisses off Ryder as he threatens Nick and rebels against the reporter, causing the two to argue while Nick just walks away with an annoyed look on his face.
- What is presumably the same SWAT member that purchased the pizza from before slowly crawls to the pizza box after being mortally wounded by Coach. When he is revived as a zombie, he can be seen munching on one of the pizzas.
Tasty Cools 8: Stations of the Coach
- What is Coach's reaction to being assaulted and surrounded by the SWAT members? Dancing.SWAT Officer: You're risking your life! We will open fire!Coach: Turn it up! We need more lights! Louder! Turn it up! I LOVE this part!
- Coach descends down to lunge at Max Payne with a fork and knife in both hands, and what seems to be a stock comedy-horror movie murder scene is switched to Coach cutting a piece of steak and pouring ketchup on it. The dialogue immediately after:Coach: Yo! Settle down, son. You can call me Coach, what's your name?Max Payne: Nghhh, Jesus...Coach: [shakes Max's hand] Pleased to meet you.
- In one particularly absurd scene, Coach is seen flying far up into the clouds. He receives a phone call, and he answers using a hotdog. As if that wasn't enough, the camera cuts to a new angle to reveal that the arm holding the hot dog shouldn't be attached to him.
- Ellis, of course, sharing one of his stories about Keith with his friends, but the whole thing sounds more awkward than his character allows him to: Keith was camping out on a rooftop for two days with his girlfriend, who had been giving him a blowjob for so long that she passed out for a whole week, forcing Keith to do all the "work" for her. Coach, meanwhile, floats into view with neither Nick nor Ellis detecting him.Nick: Hey Ellis, why don't you tell us about the time you shut up?Coach: Hm... that's actually not a bad story. Right? Nick?
- Coach putting Ellis out of commission for the second time before chasing after Nick:Coach: Ellis, you ready to rock?Ellis: Wait, what...?[Coach punches Ellis in the gut]Ellis: Ohh, man—! [collapses]
- Zoey's sister and Nick are sneaking out of the church, but then the latter accidentally makes noise. Nothing happens... until Nick farts. Cue massive gunfire.
- Crossing with Crowning Moment of Awesome, Coach doing his WWE-styled entrance in front of Zoey's sister and Nick when they try to escape, fireworks and money raining everywhere, while Nick stares in contempt. And this is moments before the fight scene occurs.
- Coach attempts to show mercy to Zoey's sister, telling her that she'll die if they have to fight. Since she's unable to speak, her only response is Flipping the Bird. As Nick puts it, they are now screwed.
Tasty Cools 9: Fights! Viscera! Action!
- The iconic duo suddenly dissolving into arguing after Nick beats up and replaces his clone, prompting the director to electrocute Coach again. That's right, they managed to put Coach, who is basically an all-devouring Demigod with inhuman strength, under a remote-controlled electric collar. Nick is also allowed to abuse it later on.Coach: Y'all look like shit. [laughs]Nick: Really? 'Cause you look like this guy's bitch. [points at Director]Coach: MMMNNNH... You mock because you're jealous, Nick.Coach: Bullshit!Berger: Nick, what are you doing?Coach: STOP! I am getting pissed OFF.Nick: Watch out for that... the big fat thing!Coach: BACK OFF, NICK!Nick: [laughs] Fatty!Coach: AAAARRGGHHH!
- At the ending of the episode, Coach is just about to set up a Sequel Hook when...Coach: Nick... I know we can do better— *BAM* —Ah! *Stares at hole in the door, then back.**Cut to Nick holding a smoking gun, revealed to be real all along.*Coach: MOTHERF—[SLAMS DOOR][Cue Actors Revolt]
- The first Stinger:Coach: Ey'. Ey'! Hold up!Coach: I ain't even had time to eat. [Pulls out a sub sandwich and starts eating it] Mmmmmhmmmm...
LOUIS: The Tasty Chronicools
LOUIS 2: Gordon the Stealer
- Louis and the "Exposition Cop" decide to play Good Cop/Bad Cop to interrogate Nick and Francis who were charged for murder in Tasty Cools 5. Francis insults the cop... and gets his ass completely destroyed by Louis, suplex and all.Officer: Everybody all right?[Francis falls on the cop]Officer: Hey, these shoes are new![The officer leaves]
- The "Good Cop" after the resulting fight:
Exposition Cop: Anything YOU wanna say?Nick: Nah, I'm good.
