Funny / Talking Tom and Friends

General

Season 1

Untalking Tom

• Dr. Internet Doctor's first line.
  "Welcome to Dr. Internet. This is the internet. We could be anywhere! Don't try to find us."
• And then, later in the episode, Tom, Angela and Hank go to see Dr. Internet Therapist^note who is really Dr. Internet Doctor wearing a different suit.
  Dr. Internet Doctor: Welcome to the Internet Therapist. That's me. Online since... [looks off-screen] What's the day, Wednesday?
  Hank: Hey, aren't you the internet doctor?

Friendly Customer Service

• Ben testing out Gilbert. It does not go so well.
  Gilbert: Hello, and welcome to Customer Service. How can I help you today?
  Ben: Tech... support.
  Gilbert: I think you said, "neck and spork". If this is correct, press one. If this is not correct, press the asterisk, followed by the function key, followed by the dollar sign.
  Ben: [muttering under his breath] Who has a function key on their...
  Gilbert: I think you said, "I don't have a function key." If this is correct, press the function key. If this is not correct, press any diagonal sequence of buttons.
  [Ben presses a diagonal sequence of buttons on his phone]
  Gilbert: Not yet. Wait until the tone.
  [Beat]
  Gilbert: You waited too long. Goodbye. [hangs up]
  Ben: You told me to wait! [groans]
  • And even funnier, it makes no sense pressing a function key if you don't have one.

Future Tron

• The reveal that Tom was a bad speller when he came up with the name for the Future Tron 6000.

Assertive App

• When Tom, Ben and Hank are recording a demo video of their new singing app, a man using a leaf blower outside drowns out the noise inside.
  Tom: Someone should go say something.
  Ben: Agreed. I think that someone should be you.
  Tom: Me? Why me?
  Ben: I’m the brains. You’re the mouth.
  Tom: That is so true. But what if he gets all mad like, "You have a problem with me doing my work?!" I mean, he may want to fight us or something! Maybe we can get someone to go out and ask him to be quiet. But who?
  Hank: [walks in] You know, if this were an episode of a sitcom, their clueless friend would pop in right about now and they'd make him do it. Too bad you guys don't know anyone like that.
  • So Tom and Ben send Hank out to talk to the man. It doesn't work as the man's wearing headphones and can't hear Hank. And when Hank tries to talk to the man, the man doesn't even see Hank and unintentionally points the leaf blower at Hank's face multiple times.
  Hank: [voice muffled] Uh... He wasn't listening.

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