Funny / Tales of Tel Anar

• The ENTIRE grape juice drinking contest between Haakon and Artullian. Especially the end, where Artullian throws up all over the place.
  • BLLLEAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHH!!!
  • He's STILL not recovered from that.
  • Actually, just any time Artullian gets owned in general.

• Artullian also has some great moments when he isn't getting owned by everyone and everything in sight.
  • His reaction to learning he was to marry Princess Midara Jalo of the High Elves had him giving the world the finger, rubbing it in that something good had happened to him for once.
  • Any time he confesses his 'sins' to someone is something that has to be read to be believed.

• Any time Haakon sings a (terribly written and sung) song.
  • Haakon got smashed into a wall by Gregor, the Dwarf who runs the Adventurer's institute in the thread Looking for Group.

• Speaking of Gregor, his reaction to finding out that the Seven-Tusk Boar actually existed and that Haakon had killed it in the thread Hunt for the Seven-Tusk Boar is quite possibly one of the craziest things to ever happen on the site. Especially the part where he jumps out a window and screams "SEVEN-TUSK BOAR, BITCH!" in a pizza delivery man's face.
  • Also, the part in the thread where he argues with his Gran-Gran.

• Many of the anachronisms present are for this effect, either that or to look Badass. We've had characters wearing sunglasses, smoking cigars, Oh! And there were Elves playing Twister at one point.
  • Haakon thought Corvus, a Vampire with pale white skin and crimson hair, was a certain fast food mascot. And proceeded to ask for some French fries, a hamburger, and a chocolate shake.