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  • "Rogue Cop Revelation":
    • Newton and Strom's reaction to seeing the undead Moorehouse.
      Newton: Now is no time to panic!
      Strom: Then when the fuck do we panic!?
      (Moorehouse bursts out of the ground, holding Billy's still beating heart)
      Newton: NO SHIT!
      (Newton open fires with his Beretta until he runs out of ammo and throws the empty sidearm away)
      Newton: SHIT! NOW'S A GOOD TIME TO PANIC!
    • As Strom and Newton driving away from Moorehouse:
      Newton: How far back?
      Strom: Jesus Christ! He's right behind us!
      Newton: How far back?!
      (They turns around and see Moorehouse is hanging on to the back of their police cruiser)
      Strom and Newton: (both look at each other and scream off-screen)
  • Any time Mr. Simms starts talking about “the shit.”
    Mr. Simms: Ah! The doo-doo! The poopedy-pop! The shit!
  • Stack getting spooked by the mortuary and randomly concluding it is full of zombies. When Ball tries to convince him otherwise, he segues into a rant about refried beans and questioning why they have to be fried twice. When Mr. Simms opens the door, Stack gets scared and runs away... straight into a wooden post.

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