- The very first comic.
- Lena's method of talking Ana out of murder.
- After discovering his fellow officer had not merely been taking advantage of a local girl for free sex, but had all-but-literally thrown her to the wolves to protect his own career:
- Travis: Permission to punch Specialist Jameson in the face, sir.
Isidro: Denied. The Commander called dibs.
- Ria's reaction to her guard being given a verbal dressing-down during a game of Go Fish.
- Julia calls Denny a delinquent.
- The look.
- Kris: ...what look?
Gabrielle: He just — looks, you know? An' you start to squirm an' explain, only it comes out soundin' stupid an, an' selfish an' bad an'... an' he just stares until you run outta words, an' you want to go right through the floor, but you can't. That look.
Kris: And they call me dramatic. Trust me, I've been in trouble since I was born, and I've never once had someone stop me with just a —
[Kris sees Lena, giving her the look]
Kris: — eep.
- Julia's doctor absolutely not recommending buying medicine from drug dealers. Followed by Julia demonstrating her complete inability to deal courteously with drug dealers.
- "Uh... can we go? I'm getting this creepy feeling like heavily armed people glarin' at my back."
- After Fausto gets Ian a job as a mechanic.
- "The Walls Have Eyes" Willy.
- Julia's conversation with Alain about the shortcomings of the "drug [Murdoch's] food until he acts rationally" plan.
- Alain [wrapping up]: ... so you dump some more in an' then he's on the floor an' goin' all blue an' you got to do that weird shit with — [notices Julie's horrified expression] with the, uh, stuff up his nose—
Julia: I was joking.
Alain: Oh. I... was joking too?
Junie: I wondered why he was eatin' all his meals straight from the can.
- Penn's rant to Hans about how Nash doesn't understand dealing with tetes ... that happens to mention in passing the contrast between Sullivan and the normal "hormonal, emotionally damaged teenagers with access to heavy weaponry".
- Penn: This is valuable ranting, by the way. You should at least pretend you're paying attention.
Hans: ... sorry, I think my brain shut down in terror after you said 'teenagers with heavy weaponry.'
Penn: Ah, yes. The other problem.
- Ian convinces Fausto to let him sleep in the spare room ... possibly unintentionally.
- Ian: The couch would be more than enough, but I fear it is the friends I am short on. No, no. I will simply find another bridge. One hardly notices the noise and smell after a while, and they say this winter will be mild. I doubt my arm will freeze to the ground more than once or twice more....
Fausto: You are either very oblivious or very cunning, and I'm damned if I can tell which.
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