Funny / Stupid Mario Brothers

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• Ness whenever he's a large ham.
  Ness: So you're the Darkness. Of course I already knew that 'cause I'm psychic.
  OR
  Wario: How do you know these things?
  Ness: PSYCHIC!
• Ness continued on with his discussion with Luigi.
  Luigi: You know Ness, when they fall to the ground, they're dead. You don't need to beat them to a pulp.
  Ness: So what are you, the language police AND the violence police now?
  Luigi: I come from a world where giant plants try to eat you. There's not a whole lot that scares me, but right now, you do.

• Tommy Vercetti meets Gary and Brock
  Tommy: Who the f@ck are these idiots?!
• The fact that Bowser thought that he could beat Luigi because he's taller now.
• Gary is apparently not a fan of Hyrule.
  Gary: Fine. We'll go. C'mon Brock, I'm sick of this fantasy wizard bullsh*t.
  Mario: Well gee, you don't have to be a dick about it.
• The sequence where Captain Morgan wakes up and all the pirates enjoy Pirate Crunch cereal, which evolves into an entire commercial parody wherein the cereal is Applied Phlebotinum.