Funny / Star Trek The Kobayashi Maru

• Sulu, fed up with no one listening to his "radio communications" (paper airplanes he's lofting at the cadet representing the Federation, he's restricted to staying in his seat and using a pencil and stack of paper to accomplish galactic diplomacy) makes an origami cricket on which he's written "this is a nuclear cricket that will detonate in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1."