Funny / Star Fox Zero

• When Falco encounters a horde of enemies on Corneria, this happens:
  Falco: (in a cocky voice) "Looks like they sent a welcoming party. Should we say hello?"
  (Is immediately chased by enemies)
  Falco: "Ooonnnnn second thought, let's take the back way."
• If you barrel roll while you play as Peppy during the secret boss fight, he'll actually shout out "BARREL ROLL!" Every. Single. Time.
• These bits of dialogue on Fortuna during the Monarch Dodora boss fight:
  Slippy: "What's it screeching about? Falco can't you translate?"
  Falco: "Don't make me come over there Slippy!"
  Slippy: "C'mon, Falco! Talk some sense into it or something!"
  Falco: "Right—because I'm a bird, we must be friends?! C'mon!"
• The Wolf rematch. It's not because he says or does anything funny...but rather, he's still beat up from the previous fight, and somehow he couldn't bother to bandage his wounds instead of using a bandage aid on top of his head.
• From The Battle Begins, when Peppy's good luck charm is brought up:
  Fox: Out of his fur?
  Falco: Nothing weird there.
• Peppy using the bathroom. While a planet is being ravaged, no less. Fox and Falco just stand up against the wall with arms and legs crossed in identical positions.
  Falco: Does Peppy have to go to the bathroom right before every mission?
  Fox: *sigh*
• On the rare occasion you need to hack something midair with the Walker, you're treated to an animation where the walker desperately tries to keep itself in the air by rapidly flapping its wing. Keep in mind that the Walker has jets on the bottom of its feet it can use to hover with.

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