Funny / Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow

• The very first interrogation you do in the game.
  Fisher: I'm going inside to meet your friends. Anything I need to worry about?
  Guard: They have guns.
  Fisher: I'm shocked and amazed.
  • And again later in the first mission when you meet Karlthson:
    Fisher: Are you going to be alright if I leave here?
    Karlthson: Would you stay if I said no?
    Fisher: No.
    Lambert: Well done, Fisher.
• One of Fisher's Deadpan Snarker line.
  Lambert: (Paraphrased) We don't know if he's an American agent or a terrorist.
  Fisher: Those two aren't mutually exclusive.
  Lambert: Hippie.
• Some Black Comedy gold right at the start of the Jerusalem mission.
  Coen: Here's a cultural opportunity for you. The birthplace of Judaism, Christianity and Islam.
  Fisher: (Deadpan mode) So this is where all that peace and love came from.
  • Then, while Sam in sneaking around, there's a civilian asking a cop if he can finish his orange juice before returning home due to the curfew.
• The Mission Failed screen if you kill or harm an ally or civilian. When it explains why you failed, it reads: You are out of your mind.
• Two French terrorists (of Arab descent) are talking to each other:
  Baddie 1: How long do you think it'll take them to find the Frenchman?
  Baddie 2: What do you mean "Frenchman"? We're all Frenchmen here.
  Baddie 1: I mean the French Frenchman!

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