Funny / Spliced

Spliced's kooky mixture of slapstick and surreal humor gives it a lot of scenes that its fans find hilarious.

General

• The timecards that cut down allegedly long events. They have funny sound effects accompanying them and just look goofy. And they most definitely predicted modern Internet memes.
• Entree often has some of the greatest lines in the show.
• Joe getting angry can be funny too.
• The subtle joke that the most normal character in the show is a platypus.
• The show's talent for delivering and/or parodying morals in the most ridiculous and over-the-top manners possible; just read the page's entry for Space Whale Aesop. Also, on the subject of morals, there's the "Knowing is Growing" segments.

Bowled Over

• Entree tries to find something Peri’s good at, so he tries house painting, but ends up burning the house down somehow.
  Two Legs Joe: You better hope you guys are good at RUNNING!
• Later Peri tries fixing Joe’s house with his new talent, bowling. Aimlessly wrecking the construction equipment and buckets of paint and nails actually works, but the building catches fire again for no reason.
• Chet’s instructional video on bowling.
  Chet: *tries bowling but only knocks down one pin* For the love of-!
• When the Pineons arrive, they accidentally say the wrong thing.
  Pineon Leader: ...from now on, you shall worship us like dogs!
  (They throw bones at them.)
• Peri retrieves his bowling ball from the volcano with an epic leap to the sky with dramatic lightning in the background, only for his silhouette to crumble to ashes in the light of the moon with the words "Ow! Hot.."
• "Strike!" "Uh, technically it was a spare."
• Entree attempts to critique Peri's sandwich.
  Entree: Uhhh, how do I say this gently? Peri, you're a... (pulls out thesaurus and reading glasses, starts mumbling) terrible, sinister, awful, horrible, dreadful, bad... Ah! (puts thesaurus and reading glasses away and changes to cheerful tone) You're a bad cook!

Stuck Together

• The little timecard of a twig snapping shown when Entree finally loses it with Peri's excessive attachment to him.

No Play for Princess

Cleaning Up

• When Peri's mucus coat attacks Entree.
  Patricia: Quit it! (pulls Entree away) Entree isn't meant for eating!
  Entree: Well, actually...

Outsmartered

• This dialogue:
  Smarty Smarts: Mad Scientist says Figure out the meaning of life!
  Peri: You mean, you don't know?
• Entree asking Smarty Smarts to build a space station by only using a balloon and a rock.

Gordon

• Entree falling down a thorn-covered cliff, and then bouncing on a tree to the top of the cliff, where he tumbles back down again. The cycle continues three times until Princess stops him.
• When Peri and Entree discover the eponymous golf cart, this exchange ensues:
  Entree: Peri, this is the first day of the rest of our lives!
  Peri: Don't you mean drives?!
  Entree: No. I meant lives.

Fairy Odd Princesses

• At the beginning where Peri and Entree were falling through the sky, and Entree actually flies:
  Entree: I'm flying! I've dreamed about flying all my life, and Now, it's finally come tru-
  • Then Entree loses control of his flying, and ends up flying everywhere across the island.
• While Peri and Entree pretend to be fairies, Smarty Smarts's plans to disguise himself as the Fairy Queen to manipulate Princess.
  Octocat: (helps Smarts putting on the dress) Meow?
  Smarty Smarts: No, Octocat. This is not another excuse to wear a dress.
• Princess demands fairy magic from Smarty Smart, Peri, and Entree when the former arrives as the Fairy Queen.
  Princess: PRINCESS WANT TO SEE FAIRY MAGIC!
  Smarty Smarts: (To Peri and Entree) Well? Do some fairy magic!
  Peri: Why can't you do some magic? You're the Fairy Queen.
  

Brothers in Farms

• Entree seeing Aperitif for the first time:
  Entree: *Screams in fear*
  Aperitif:*frozen*
  Entree: *Screams again*
  Aperitif:*still frozen*
  Entree: *Screams yet again*
  Aperitif:*STILL frozen*
• Entree attempts to memorize a dictionary, only to cause his brain to overheat and his speech starts going haywire.

Roots

• The montage of Entree's extreme laziness forcing Peri to do everything for him, including having Peri manually move his eyes so he can read.
• Entree using a gigantic pile of dynamite to open a can of beans.
• Entree refuses to get off the main street, to Joe's annoyance.
  Two-Legs Joe: Entree! Get off the street!
  Entree: Can't you just move the street out from under me?
• Two-Legs Joe, outraged by Entree becoming so lazy that he's become a tree, begins stomping the ground in anger, but accidentally swallows a pear that falls out of the tree as a result.
  Joe: D-Did your... fruit just fall into my mouth?
  Entree: Yep.
  Joe: Well... it's delicious. And that's the worst thing of all.
• Peri asks Entree about how he'll do certain things now that he's a tree, with Cutaway Gags revealing his roots now all do it for him (such as going to the fridge to get food or going to the bathroom to do, as Peri puts it, "the opposite of food").

Two Arms Joe

• Peri and Entree ask Compuhorse about how they can help Two-Legs Joe.
  Peri: Where are we going to find a set of arms around here?
  Compuhorse: The answer is closer than you think.
  Entree: Oh my gosh, Peri! You have arms!
  Peri: Holy moly! (runs off with Entree)
  Compuhorse: (Beat) That's not what I meant...
  (zooms out to reveal an enormous robot arm lying next to Compuhorse)
• Entree is amazed by how Peri managed to create a little square to show off the Compuhorse origin story short, so he attempts to try it himself. What he ends up with instead is an x-ray into his chest cavity, leaving him confused.
• Compuhorse's educational short about the origins of arms. It's just so utterly characteristic of the show's deranged brand of comedy, but the "wtf" nature of the scene just adds to the humor.

Honorary Freak

• Peri and Entree try to cheer Patricia up by putting flowers in her car... while she's still in it. Patricia gets angry at both of them, and chases them. She even throws her own car at them!

Come to the Dork Side

• Mister Smarty Smarts' latest attack on the town goes completely awry.
  Smarty Smarts: What happened to my computer-powered super laser-tank?!
  Octocat: (sitting on top of a giant pile of watermelons) Meow.
  Smart Smarts: No, watermelons aren't "just as good"!
• The commercial about "nothing". Also, Entree's previous reaction to accidentally dropping Peri's "nothing", which is even accompanied by the sound of something like an egg breaking on the floor.

Best Before Date

• The twist reveal at the end of the episode that Entree's "best before date" actually just causes him to grow "hair" rather than dying.

Stompabout

• Peri and Entree attempt to stop Two-Legs Joe from entering his mayoral office by blocking the door with a chair so he can't push in... only for it to turn out the door pulls open, causing the chair to harmless fall to the ground.
• Lord Wingus Eternum being interviewed about what its like having a rhino on his feet, only for Joe to fall asleep in the middle of it.
  Wingus: Unless the future has a chair and a pair of earplugs, I'm not looking forward to it.

Amazon

• Entree using Peri to open a window despite the latter giving him a ratchet to do so.
• Peri and Entree are rescued from the Mole-sters by Patricia (who was made their queen).
  Entree: Whew! I thought I was a goner, but you were going to rescue me eventually, right, Patricia?
  (Patricia stares blankly at Peri and Entree, who in turn stare back)
  Patricia: ...Look, you're safe, okay. Don't ask questions.
• Entree is well aware of the fact he was created to be eaten, and cares little about that, as can be seen in the ending when he's being cooked by the Mole-sters over a spit.
  Entree: Hey! Keep it moving! I'm best medium-rare!

Juice

• Entree revealing the names of his udder teats to Peri. Bonus points for having some of them in silly costumes and personalities (Tina has an umbrella because "she's shy", Nipplecles has a laurel wreath, Colonel Uddersworth has a naval cap, and AJ has a bandana and shades).
  Peri: What about that one?
  Entree: (dramatically) I dare not speak his name. It gives him power. (lightning flashes behind him)

Stupid Means Never Having To Say I'm Sorry

• When Peri and Entree deny having to apologize to Princess, Patricia and Joe, this happens:
  Peri: Hey, guys! Wanna play Bucket-Stick-Fruit-Ball?
  Patricia: That depends. Are you ready to apologize?
  Entree: Are you ready to turn into a pony?
  Patricia: ...What?
  Entree: Then we're not apologizing.
  

Cube Whacked

Fuzzy's Great Adventure

• Two-Legs Joe gives some advice to Fuzzy Snuggums after his latest disastrous expedition.
  Joe: Next time, pack a parachute.
  Fuzzy: I did. (vomits up his parachute bag)
• After spending a whole day reenacting the torturous traditions of Amaze-o-topia for Fuzzy's sake, Peri and the others try to sneak away, only for Fuzzy Snuggums to wake up and give them some news...
  Fuzzy: Hey, where are you going? Isn't it time for your Festival of Pointless Suffering?
  (Peri, Entree, Joe, and Patricia all stare at each other concernedly)
  Patricia: Weren't we already doing that?...

Octocataclysm

• This exchange, which subverts the usual Intelligible Unintelligible trope with Octocat:
  Mister Smarty Smarts: Come now!
  Octocat: Meow.
  Mister Smarty Smarts: You're "busy"? With what!?
  Octocat: Meow. (leaves)
  Mister Smarty Smarts: ...Meow? What do you mean, meow?
• Peri attempting to explain the concept of In Medias Res to Entree.

Promises, Promises

• When everyone is mad at Entree for breaking all of their promises, this occurs:
  Entree: (Shuts door on the crowd, and locks it with his body) But that's crazy!
  Peri: Come on, Entree! You know what you need to do!
  Entree: You're right, Peri. A disguise is the only solution.
  Peri: (Facepalms and sighs)
  • The funniest part is that Entree's disguise (which is literally just him in a fake mustache and a French accent and going by the name Manuel) actually works. Bonus points for Patricia being smitten by Peri's "new friend".
• When Mister Smarty Smarts sucks Entree's brain out his skull with a vacuum cleaner, he's surprised to discover: a) he somehow gets only a single peanut from Entree's cranium, and b) Entree is still alive and functioning normally. As Entree happily waves goodbye to Smarty Smarts and leaves to play with Peri, Smarty Smarts decides to try use the peanut for his brain-powered toaster anyway. Cue explosion from outside his lair.
• "Expedition note: Fuzzy's gonna mess you up."
• The entire opening scene of the episode with Entree's nose hairs picking up the scent of Patricia's pie and marching like soldiers (dragging Entree's body along) to reach it. Highlights include their marching song and the hairs celebrating their victory with lots of flags that visibly stick out of Entree's nose to the bewilderment of Patricia (Entree brushes it off as just something his nose does sometimes).
• Entree offers to do some chores for Patricia to eat her pie. Patricia refuses. So what does Entree do? Eat Patricia along with the pie.

There Will Be Stomp

• Two-Legs Joe tells Peri and Entree the first time he started stomping, inspiring Peri with a way to bring back Joe's stomping powers.
  Joe: (Tears up) I'll never forget that day...
  Entree: (Tears up) Oh wow... You've actually bored me to tears.
  (Joe snarls at Entree)
  Peri: Hey, I know how we can get your stomp back.
  Joe: By goring Entree?!
  Peri: No, listen! Your first stomp happened because you were happy, right? We just need to get you happy again!
  Joe: By goring Entree?!
  (Entree backs off nervously)
• A lot of Two-Legs Joe and Mister Smarty Smarts' superpowered stomps count due to how ridiculous they are. It even gets lampshaded when Joe performs a "Teleport Stomp", leading to a time card that reads "Teleport Stomp? ...Really?"
• Entree's melodramatic reaction to Joe preventing him from using a wormhole to send a jar of mayonnaise to the future.
  "(sobs) The future is dark, Peri. For it contains no mayonnaise."
• Two-Legs Joe using his stomping power to create a rainstorm and put out Entree's campfire (which was causing a huge forest fire). When Entree gets mad at him, Joe stomps again to cause a lightning strike... that misses Entree. Entree then taunts Joe for missing... only to be crushed by a tree brought down by said lightning strike.
• Peri is surprised to discover socks in Entree's giant ball of laundry lint.
  Peri: Entree, you wear socks?
  Entree: Why wouldn't I?
  (Cut to Entree in his bedroom at night putting socks on his udder teats)
• Peri and Entree attempts to cheer up Joe about the loss of his stomping powers.
  Peri: Hey Joe, we're sorry we caused you to lose your stomp.
  Entree: You can still hurt us with your horn!
  (Peri elbows Entree)
• A powerless Joe attempts to crush Peri and Entree with an "Armageddon Stomp"... but only manages to cause a squeaky noise.
  Entree: Heheh. That tickles, Joe.
  Joe: TICKLES?!

Taste of Friendship

• When Peri flies to France with Patricia, Entree tries doing the same, but fails:
  Patricia: (Sarcastically) Wow! Nice going, Entree.
  Entree: Hey we can see your house from here!
  Patricia: (Hits Entree with her tail)
  Entree: OW! MERCY!!!
• When Entree finally figures out why Peri got superpowers, there's a time card that says: "Good Job, Sherlock".

Sugar Low

• When Entree found Fuzzy somehow in his nose and just threw Fuzzy away like he was throwing garbage away in one of those big garbage bins.

Compu-Peri

Marzipan Meadows and the Kingdom of Adventure

• Patricia being unable to think of anything to write for her story.
  "So Marzipan's Treasure was an umbrella, and three swimming pools and trust me, Marzipan wasn't happy about that."
• When Patricia tells everyone to do what they want so she can get inspiration for her story, Peri and Entree start BBQing Hot dogs INSIDE of Patricia's house.

Livin' La Vida Lava

• Entree trying to use a rock to call Doug's Lava Repair.
• Peri and Entree demonstrating to Patricia and Two-Legs Joe all the things they could use lava for, such as making instant toast and waxing body hair, with inevitable results (at the expense of Entree and Lord Wingus Eternum respectively). Special mention goes to them using lava to dry Patricia's laundry... which leads to a lava flow coming up to Patricia and gently handing her some clothes pegs to hang her washing with.
  • When Patricia thanks the lava for that, the lava hugs her, causing a shocked Patricia to turn red as a sizzling noise is heard from her backside.

Mo' Mayo, Mo' Problems

• Entree's battle with the Mayo Monster is interrupted.
  Entree: (Tries to jump on the Mayo Monster, but fails) Ow! Gimme a minute. I landed on my funny bone.
  Mayo Monster: Ooh, man, I hate that! Massage it a a little. Do you want some ice?
  (A minute later)
  Entree: oh, man, that really helps!
  Mayo Monster: I know right?
  (Another minute later, they start fighting again)
• The Mayo Monster's disturbed reaction to seeing Entree eating the condiment it created from Peri.
• Entree trying to seduce the Mayo Monster by dressing up as a sandwich.
• Entree using mayonnaise-based superpowers to fight the Wunny Sharbit.
• Entree's thought processes being represented as a pair of gears getting clogged and falling apart before randomly exploding.

Walkie-Talkie Spinesuckie

• Just read the episode title. Best name for a cartoon episode ever.
• Entree is unimpressed by the walkie-talkies, as he claims that he and Peri don't need them to talk to each other from away because they already can do that, by screaming from the top of their lungs.
  Entree: [Off-screen] PERI!!!
  'Peri: WHAT!!!???
  Entree: I'M OUT OF TOILET PAPER!!!
  Peri: SIGH!!!
  Entree: WAIT I FOUND A MAGAZINE!!!
  Patricia: EEEEEWWWWW!!!
  • Then Peri points that if they use them, their throats wouldn't hurt so much.
  Entree: PERI!!!
  Joe: I'M GONNA STOMP ON YOUR THROAT IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!!!
• Entree accidentally swallows his walkie-talkie.
  Peri: Where's your walkie-talkie, Entree?
  Entree: I'll get it. In a bit.
  Peri: But-
  Entree: In. A. Bit.
• Pretty much all the scenes of Entree asking Peri for advice on everything through the walkie-talkie, as well as Peri's increasing frustration with it all.
• The ending of the episode. Entree tosses all the spines into the volcano on his own free will, and when Smart Smarts celebrates, he ends up getting his spine sucked out by his robot. Then Entree notices the robot has batteries that he takes for the dancing pig figurine from the start of the episode, and Peri is just left staring incredulously at the viewer as Entree dances with the figurine. Possibly one of the most perfectly Spliced endings to a Spliced episode.

My Fair Sharkbunny

• The Wunny Sharbit occasionally trying to eat Entree's head as a Running Gag.
• For those of you who have also seen 6teen, hearing the voice of Wyatt Williams coming from the a body of a literal Killer Rabbit outfitted with a Translator Collar is pretty funny in its own right.

The Mutants Who Cried Monster

Pink

• After Entree has a nightmare about becoming pink, he wakes up with pink skin and is horrified by this... only to realize its actually from a pink lava lamp in his room.
  Entree: I should've never bought that night light. (knocks it off with a squirt of milk from his udder)
• Pink!Peri leading the mutants' parade through the fog a la Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. When he decides to go tell Entree about him being pink now, Patricia points out the parade is still following him. Peri shrugs and lets the parade follow him.
• How did Peri become pink? He and Entree got inebriated from eating 100 hamburgers the previous day, and when Peri collapsed in a stupor, Entree attempted to wake him up by throwing pink paint on him.

Pork Chop

• Entree tries to get respect by fighting Tentacle Bob.
  Peri: But no one's ever fought Tentacle Bob and lived!
  'Entree: I'll just poke him in the eyes with my poking stick.
  Peri: But Tentacle Bob doesn't have eyes-only tentacles!
  Entree: Joke's on him. I don't have a stick.
• Entree using the helmet to learn a new skill. The machine tells Entree his mind has no room for new skills and asks him if he wants to forget an older one. Entree agrees without hesitation and downloads the new skill. Then he attempts to walk away, only to collapse on his face instead. Yup, Entree erased his knowledge of how to walk!
  • Entree being forced to walk on his tongue as a result of this.

Same Difference

• This moment where Joe and Smarts were talking about how Peri and Entree annoyed them, this is what Smarts said:
  Smarty Smarts: What about when they shrunk my shrink ray? They just said "just Shrink yourself to use it" and I'm like With what?
• When Octocat told Peri and Entree why they stopped being friends, and why Joe and Smarts became friends before she leaves, this is what happens:
  Peri: Thanks, Octocat. Now we know what to do.
  Entree: Yeah. we're gonna throw a Monkeywrench into their friendship.
  (At The lair)
  Entree: Smarty Smarts! *Throws Monkeywrench*
  *Hits Claw-O-Patra (aka His Robot)*
  Entree: Are we friends again yet?
• This exchange:
  Smarts: You're right, Octocat. Joe and I could never be friends...
  Octocat: *smiles because she was right*
  Smarts What are you so happy about?
• Smarty Smarts and Joe watching Grossology together.

Of Masters and Minions

• When Entree was about to destroy Peri and Octocat with a laser for hugging
• Octocat blasting Entree with a Kill Sat twice. For added Black Comedy (or Nightmare Fuel), the laser visibly goes straight through the top of Entree's head and right through the bottom of his body. When he collapses over as a result, a hole can be seen through the center of his body.
• The episode begins with Two-Legs Joe and Patricia smelling something odd:
  Joe: Patricia, is that a monkey on fire?
  Patricia: Hm. Smells more like charred dolphin.
  (Mister Smarty Smarts runs by the pair on fire and screaming for his life)
  Patricia: Huh. We were both right.

Follow Your Dreamworms

• Entree happily munching on popcorn as he watches Fuzzy blow himself up yet again for his dreams of exploration. And when Peri tells him everyone on Keepaway Island has dreams, Entree says: "Great! I'll get more popcorn!"
• Entree following Peri with the tracking collar - a very, very, very long piece of string that is inexplicably tied to Peri's neck for only this single scene. The definite highlight of the mini-montage though is when he circles around a fire hydrant multiple times before entering it and then exits into Two-Legs Joe's mouth, and well... Wingus' reaction says it all.
• Entree trying to get the dream out of his head. The absolute best bit is when he sticks Peri into his head to find it, and all Peri finds inside is a view of the universe.
• Entree is asked by his dream to retrieve "the Stove of Cooking"
  (Peri is frying an omelette over his stove, only for it to suddenly disappear)
  Peri: (looks around in confusion as Entree walks in)
  Entree: (takes Peri's omelette) My dream said I needed this too, the, um, Omelette of, uhhh, Eating. (eats omelette)
  Entree's Dream: No, I didn't.
• Entree stealing Two-Legs Joe's mayoral top hat and replacing it with a flowery ladies' hat that suddenly changes Joe's voice from his usual deep, gruff tone to a high-pitched feminine one. When Joe notices Entree making off with his hat, he gets mad at Entree but is still speaking in the ladylike voice.
• The ending reveal that Entree's dream is little more than some alien worms in his head that wanted him to build a spaceship so they could finally leave Earth. Even Peri and Entree are utterly baffled by what they witness.

Nightmare On Condemned Street

• The Knowing is Growing short at the end
  Entree: HE'S DOING JAZZ HANDS, FUZZY!! JAZZ HANDS!!!
  Smarty Smarts: RAZZMATAZZ! YEAH!
• Entree using Peri's dream to dream cooking another version of himself on a spit.
  Entree: What? Don't tell me you haven't thought about it before.
  Patricia: Entree, remember what I told you about being disturbing?

Whirrel Call

• Entree lampshades the usual cliches of a "Freaky Friday" Flip plot after he and the whirrel switch bodies.
  Entree: Oh ho ho! I see! I get the picture! Put Entree in a whirrel so he'll learn his lesson and then he'll be a best friend to whirrels everywhere! Right? Right?! (Beat) Fine! I'll go off and be a miserable dumb whirrel.
  (Cue Smash Cut of Entree rampaging through the jungle, trampling everything in his path)
  Entree: I LOVE BEING A WHIRREL!!!
• The ending, in which Entree and the whirrel's bodies are destroyed just before their brains can be switched back, leaving them as disembodied talking brains. One of the most hilarious subversions of the "Freaky Friday" Flip story ever.
  • Better yet, is the "Next time on Spliced" segment that immediately follows it.
  Peri: Hey, who didn't finish their dinner?
  (gasps from live audience)
  Whirrel's brain: Me sorry.
  Peri: It's tough being a dad, with My Two Brains!
  (live audience laughs; Peri laughs too)
  Entree's brain: (sobbing) I want my body back!
• Peri's utterly bewildered reaction to Entree in the body of a whirrel attempting to communicate with him. Whereas Entree hears his own voice, all Peri sees is a whirrel bellowing in his face.

It's Nobody's Cult But Mine

• Mister Smarty Smarts plots to take advantage of Peri's beautiful butterfly wings
  Smarty Smarts: Octocat! We need those wings on OUR Bird!
  Octocat: Meow?
  Smarty Smarts: Team, I-i mean team. (laughs in nervously)
• Entree's crappy cardboard wings, which are even accompanied by the sound of a raspberry being blown when he reveals them.
  • Mister Smarty Smarts' confusion at Entree wanting to team up with him to get revenge on Peri.
  Smarty Smarts: Aren't you angry at me? I got you banished, and all that!
  Entree: You did the what now?
• Entree makes the other mutants pay to see Peri's new wings by (naturally) giving him food. However, one of them tries to feed him a tricycle instead.
  Entree: Hey, hey, hey! What do you think you're pulling?! I only eat 10-speeds. Get outta here!
• Entree's horror at the sight of Peri's unmade bed.
• Entree releasing an active jackhammer into the wilderness like a pet.

Stomach on Strike

• Entree discovers why he needs a brain to survive when he and Peri are confronted by a very angry Two-Legs Joe.
  Joe: GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T STOMP YOU!
  Peri: (thinking) Come on brain, don't fail me now... (speaking) Because we haven't done anything yet?
  Joe: Oh yeah. AND YOU? (puts foot over Entree)
  Entree: (thinking) Come on brain, don't fail me now... That number has been disconnected. Beep. (speaking) Because that number has been disconnected? Beep?
  (cut to Entree with a flattened head)
• After having previously randomly challenged a deeply confused Patricia to a muffin-eating contest, Entree runs into Patricia once more, with the latter holding a toolbox.
  Entree: Oh! So you want a rematch huh?
  Patricia: ...What?
  (Entree grabs her tool box and eats it)

Sgt. Snuggums

• Peri and Entree spot Fuzzy Snuggums sleeping on a log:
  Entree: (touched) He looks so cute and peaceful. (turns to Peri and whispers) Get the fireworks.
• Entree popping a muscle and deflating like a balloon.
• Entree's pet mole-ster walking him on his leash in the short.

Living Hellp

• Just the title of the episode. No, that is not a typo. It actually is spelt with two l's. Also, the fact that the writers had the audacity to try sneaking it past the censors and actually succeeded in doing so.
• Entree microwaving a microwave. It causes the microwave to come to life and attack him and Peri.
• The ending short has Entree attempt Spoon Bending. His efforts end up twisting everything on Keepaway Island except the spoon.
  Peri: No effect on spoon. Subject test negative for telekinesis. Sorry Entree.
  Entree: Get a fork! I'm going again.

Mole-sters in the Mist

• Like "Living Hellp", you just have to do a double take with that episode title and wonder how on earth the writers got away with it. Good thing the little dash between "Mole" and "Ster" is there.
• Peri's pet Mole-ster (whom Entree has not been getting along with) leaves him for treating him too much like a pet.
  Peri: I miss Sid. How's he gonna live without me (sighs)
  Entree: Yeah. I guess I don't need these. (takes out a flaming chainsaw and some electrified brass knuckles) Or this. (pulls out a blender)
  Peri: Entree!
  Entree: What? We were gonna make some smoothies.
• Two-Legs Joe getting stuck in the hamster tubes that Smarty Smarts and Octocat create for the shrunken mutants.

Jetpackin'

• Entree tells Peri that he could do all kinds of amazing things if he had his own jetpack. Pictured above, cue Imagine Spot of him using a jetpack to barbecue sausages.
• Entree imagining what it would be like to have his own evil genius.
  Entree: (riding on Mister Smarty Smarts like a horse while wearing a cowboy hat) Yeehaw! I'm a cowboy!
  Smarty Smarts: Get off! Claw-O-Patra!
  (Smarty Smarts' robot then grabs Entree, only for Entree to remain stuck to Smarty Smarts' back)
  Smarty Smarts: Did you... glue yourself to my back?
  Entree: Nah, I just didn't shower for a month. Every month. (evilly) I'm a dirty cowboy.
  Smarty Smarts: GET OFF!, GET OFF!
• Entree pressing Peri's head, causing him to ring like a doorbell.
• Entree gives Mister Smarty Smarts his pet crab in exchange for the jetpack, leaving Smarty Smarts with no idea what to do with one very belligerent crustacean.
  Octocat: Meow?
  Smarty Smarts No, I do not know what we're gonna do with it. Crab! What can you do?
  (the crab leaps at Smarty Smarts and attacks him)
  Smarty Smarts: Ahhhh! He's done that already!
  • Entree's crab destroying all of Smarty Smarts' stuff.
• Entree accidentally putting the jetpack on upside-down and subsequently being plowed into the ground when he activates it.
• Entree burning down Peri's house with his jetpack.

Yetis Don't Care About Nothin'

• Since the island was in Antarctica (Peri and Entree caused it, but it was Entree idea, Peri was just driving the entire island) Entree had to move it back
  Entree: Um, what are we doing?
  Joe: We're not doing anything. You're gonna put the island back where it belongs.
  Patricia: The only way that the Yetis will go away again is to make it hot.
  Peri: So get to it!
  Entree: Forget it! Do I look like a helicopter?
  (All 4 hear the growls of the Yetis)
  Entree: *Screams and starts swimming*
• Entree trying to eat his house at the start of the episode. Bonus points for the animators having the chimney sticking out from one of his nostrils.

Clones Don't Care 'Bout Nothin' Either

Helen

• When Peri and Entree fighting during, and after practicing to impress Helen
• The fact that Peri and Entree are fighting over a pancake.
  • Even Joe was in love with Helen in this episode!
    • And funny enough, at the near ending of the episode, Patricia liked how the pancake looked, even though she tried to stop the 3 from fighting... Only she eats the pancake instead.

The Count of Pinchy Crabbo

• Entree is trying to remember if he forgot something (leaving Peri up in a tree with the Wunny Sharbit) and asks his brain to help him out. Cue inside of Entree's head, where we see his brain leaving to use the bathroom.
• When is Entree trying to remember which mutant could possibly want revenge against him, one of his guesses is himself, complete with a Cutaway Gag of him beating up a second version of himself.

Mr. Wrinkles in Time

• Entree beating up his second self when he and Peri travel in time to stop themselves from rescuing Two-Legs Joe's stuffed hippo.

Bite, Shuffle, and Moan

One Joe Wingus

• Wingus wants Peri and Entree to annoy Two-Legs Joe so Wingus can go meet his people. One of his strategies for this is gluing the pair to Joe's back, leading to this:
  Entree: Hey, Joe! Guess why your back just got a little warm. (Laughs)
  Joe: Entree! I'm gonna destroy you!
  Entree: (pouring a bottle of lemonade) What? It's only warm lemonade. Sheesh.
  (Joe screams in fury and runs to the volcano)
• Wingus shows a flashback about him feeding the baby Two-Legs Joe some ham:
  Entree: Ooh! Put me in this bit! I'm hungry too!
  (Entree falls down out of the sky and then eats the rest of the ham)
• Two-Legs Joe laments his own selfishness towards Wingus, causing him to exclaim "I'm even more Entree than Entree!" Entree's response? "Yeah, you wish!"
• Wingus' people are only able to express their species name through a light show and dance routine.

Poosh and the Quest for the Blargy Parble