Funny / Sphere

• On an alien spacecraft crashing to Earth in 1709:
  Harry: See? It's not impossible, it's ridiculous.
• On an alien contact team being led by a psychologist:
  Harry: So that's what the little green men are saying these days? "Take me to your therapist"?
• On being extracted from the mission, Beth answers Ted's complaints:
  Beth: We're the welcome wagon for the aliens, Ted, and there's no aliens. (loud whisper) It was all Made In America!
• This exchange:
  Harry: You a religious man, Norm?
  Norman: Atheist, but I'm flexible.
• The last lines:
  Norman: Why you holding my hand?
  Harry: No. You were holding my hand.
• On life in the underwater facility:
  Harry: It's like living in a vagina.
• The helium scene. Especially hearing Samuel L. Jackson say, "Follow the Yellow Brick Road."