Funny / Sorority Boys

• The scene where the boys introduce themselves to their new sorority sisters:
  Leah: Would you like to share something personal with the crew, (glances at poorly-written nametag) Robert... Uh... Ro-berta?
  Robert/Roberta: Personal?
  Leah: Mm hmm.
  Robert/Roberta: Well, uh, my name is Roberta, and... I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly...
  *Sorority sisters stare at him.*
  Robert/Roberta: Pillow fight! Pillow fight! *whacks the girl next to him with a pillow, knocking her over*
• Adam/Adina storming into the house after being teased for the millionth time about his "plus-sized" figure.
  "Mother's ASS!"
  • As the movie progresses and Adam gets, let's say, more in touch with his feminine side, once the same car passes by with the ass teasing again, what does this dainty flower do? Pick up a brick and throw it at the car!
• The boys getting ready for their first day of class as their female personas:
  Adam: How do I look?
  Dave: Well, I... Personally? I think you look better with two tits. Yeah.
  Adam: (glances down) Ah, shit, man. What happened to my other-
  (Adam looks over at Robert. He's eating a grapefruit.)
  Adam: HEY! You're eating my bosom!
  (Robert gags and hacks like a cat coughing up a hairball.)
  • Also, the exchange between Adam and Dave a moment later:
    Adam: I look like shit!
    Dave: No, you don't.
    Adam: Yeah I do, I look like shit!
    Dave: No you don't, you look... You look beautiful.
    Adam: That's easy for you to say. You're pretty!
    Dave: (sheepish) Thanks. You know, I just kinda threw it together...
    (Adam gives him a disgusted look.)
• Adam/Adina discovers the hazards of shaving your legs for the first time:
  Adam/Adina: (holds up leg to reveal a rash of ingrown hairs, punctuated by a Scare Chord) Look at this!
  Robert/Roberta: (makes disgusted noise) Oh, that is nasty, dude!
  Dave/Daisy: Oh, Jesus... What is that?
  Adam/Adina: (dramatic whisper) I don't know.
• The scene where "Roberta" has to clean the sorority house bathroom:
  Roberta: (pulling ridiculously long tangle of hair from drain) It's a fuckin' Wookie, man! (Imitates Chewbacca noise)
• Roberta finds Katie (a D.O.G. known for her overly loud, nasally voice) sobbing in the kitchen:
  Katie: S-s-s-some guy put this on my desk in class today!
  (Holds up a note reading: "Please learn sign language!")
  Katie: I. AM NOT. DEAF!
  Roberta: (cringing) Well, we... We should all be so lucky.
  • Throughout the scene, Roberta is still holding the tangle of hair from the bathroom sink (which gets wrapped around Katie when she tries to hug her), and wearing the gloves she used to clean the bathroom — which at one point are pressed against Katie's lips to shush her.
• Th dildo duel between Adam and Dave, which is so ridiculous in concept that, in behind the scenes interviews, no one can explain it with a straight face. Crosses over with Moment of Awesome due to how tightly it's choreographed and how well it's executed.
• Earlier, one of the KOK's throws a dildo through Katie's window. Katie immediately stops what she's doing, glances around to make sure nobody saw it, picks up the dildo, and quietly locks the door...
• The three boys going on a shopping trip together for the big dance:
  • Adam/Adina and Dave/Daisy are trying to have a serious discussion, until Adam interrupts to complain about the lack of clothing choices for "larger" women.
    Adam: (holds up a skimpy dress) Ah. I'm sure this would look good on an anorexic! (puts it back) Why can't they design dresses for girls who need to hide a big caboose?
    Dave: You know, you really don't have a-
    Adam: Oh! (quickly rifles through rack) Please be a size 8, please be a size 8... (in normal male voice) YES!!
  • Meanwhile, Robert/Roberta is trying on lipstick...
    Sales Girl: Can I help you find some- Ugh!
    (Roberta looks up, revealing that she has lipstick smeared all over her face in the vicinity of her mouth.)