Funny / SootHouse

• In the r/IJustHadAStroke video, one comment is just Angrish until they drop this gem:
  "You have gay no actually stfu no actually [Will starts Corpsing] drink bread actually stfu the fork up actually nice vid."
  • A restaurant sells something that's called AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
  • Another restaurant called "Asgaggennnehks and Associates" has a menu that's even weirder! It proceeds to completely fall apart before it even reaches the food being sold at such a fine establishment:
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    ...
    • As for what it sells? Dishes include "Meat and vegetable tomato", "Salad awv cream of salad", "F" (Availible for a litmite ditme,,,, get it whelea it lasts!,,,) "Ht", "Sa", "Ad", "HJ", "Tomato Cocomut" and "vichyshioise". There is actually a French soup with a name similar to that, however it's called "vichyssoise".
    • "Gesundheit Hahaha"
• The Indian Facebook Roleplayers has everyone getting a bit carried away with replying "Yes!" to a question, until everyone yells it at once before collapsing into laughter.
• The infamous "EAT PANT" from the "Terrible Off-Brands and Bootlegs" video. They even have official merch with it!
• "When Google Translate Goes Wrong" is full of classics:

  Rhianna: Do not disturb. Tiny grass dreaming.

  Jack Dreaming about what?

  Rhianna: Being big grass!

  • "FUCK VEGETABLES!"
  • Everyone collapsing into laughing at a picture of a man wearing a hat labelled either "Dark Gary" or "light Gary"
    • "Fifty Shades of Gary!"
  • "old clothes put in mouth."
  • A scooter that adapts to all pavement, including the pebbles, the glass, the asphale, and square.
• The "Someone Translated a Manga into Australian English" video. Just...all of it.
• The "One will protect you, the others will attack you" video had a section where they could choose various animals. They all go with the crocodiles, and then immediately proceed to use them as a trump card until Wilbur tells them they can't use it anymore.
• Steamy Romance Except it's Written by an AI. It starts with the description of the protagonist's lover, and just gets crazier from there:
  Dan: (reading the story) I once had a lover who whispered sweet nothings, when all I wanted was sweet chocolate
  His smell? Hawk leather
  His body? Invisible
  His name? Torso Evans (stops reading) Sounds like a Batman villain!
• "Creepy Chess Comments" is full of people telling Anna that they have "many...leather bound books."
• In /r/britishproblems, George somehow manages to accidentally say "the memeple of Panchester".
  • Throughout the video, everyone is very concerned that Will isn't recording.
  • "Put your dough-y balls on my table!"
• In /r/ShittySuperPowers, after Jack asks how to activate the "you can turn into a goose, once" power, Dan proclaims "you have to press the goose button". Cue everyone Corpsing and adding to the joke for a full minute. It's referenced a few times later in the same episode.
• "The Problem with Toddlers in Youtube Comments" is an absolute goldmine, with special mention going to David reading a wall of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"s as a long, anguished scream. Plus, this interaction very shortly afterwards.
  Charlie: [hacking and coughing]
  David: Fucking hell there, Charlie, are you alright?
  Charlie: These fucking Jelly Babies're trying to kill me...
  Dan: Let them.

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