Funny / Son of Batman

• When the Batmobile pulls up.
  Damian: I'll drive.
  Batman: No.
  Damian: I know how.
  Batman: No.
  • Gets a repeat at the end of the movie.
• Alfred is just wonderful, such as this gem when Damian is practicing his sword techniques against the shrub art in the garden.
  Alfred: I think we might be able to skip the gardener this month.
  Bruce: Well, he was trained by the League of Assassins.
  Alfred: I myself am rooting for the shrubbery.
• The aftermath of Damian vs Nightwing when the two first meet.
  Nightwing: (Calling Batman) Missing something?
  Batman: Not in the mood for games.
  Nightwing (shown sliced up over his body and bleeding from his barely won fight): I have a kid here. Says he's your son?
  (Damian is shown bound and gagged while also hanging from a lamppost. Glares at Dick and angrily moans)
  Batman (Sighs, in a resigned tone): I'll be right there.
  • While Alfred is stitching him up, Nightwing complains, "Really ticks me off after all those lectures he gave me about using protection..."
    • Just the fact that Batman gave lectures about safe sex to Dick.
  • The exchange between the two sons of Batman that follows:
  Damian: [mocking] Maybe you need more anesthetic.
  Dick: [utterly pissed] AND MAYBE YOU NEED TO GO FU-
  Alfred: Master Dick!
  Damian: Maybe you should remember who the blood son is.
  Dick: Bloodthirsty is more like it.
  • Even better, the credits give us stills of the fight since most of it occurs offscreen.
• Batman takes Damian, now dressed as Robin, to meet with James Gordon, who's waiting next to the Bat-Signal.
  Batman: Jim.
  Gordon: (Turns around surprised) Is there any way you can show up without raising my blood pressure?
  (Batman jumps off the ledge, then Robin appears too)
  Gordon: Another one?
  Batman: I'll explain later.
• Damian throws a few batarangs at Slade. The mercenary manages to expertly catch two of them, but the third ends up hitting him in face, almost taking out his remaining eye.
• Damian orders the two hookers (calling them "harlots") to leave. As they run, one of them says "I don't get paid enough for this!".