Funny / Something*Positive

• Jason: bill collector.
• Two words: Redneck. Trees.
  • This actually gave Mike nightmares - caused by Tamara exploiting his fear for laughs.
• Jason discovers the Dance Belt.
• A one strip, um, stripper, is awesome
• Even death cannot take Alan Moore.
• This page is equal parts funny and squick.
• 3 Beat Panels, and then "A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted." (Scroll down to see the actual post, the new site setup is still having issues)
• This one! Jason's reaction is priceless!
• "Meh meh murfle meh." "Meow".
• "BRAAAAAINS ... BRAAAAAINS ... PREFERABLY HETEROSEXUAL BRAAAAAINS ..."
• Davan runs out of patience.
  PeeJee: "I didn't know you could foam like a rabid dog on command."
• Twitchy-Hug tries calling Choo-Choo Bear after killing a Disposable Sex Worker - it Makes Just as Much Sense in Context.
• The Catgirls are on a killing spree! EVERYONE RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
  • And soon after that:
  Jason: Davan, is this how you thought we'd die?
  Davan: Actually Jason, yes. It's pretty much spot on save for the lack of charging zoo animals.
  Jason: You don't have to remind me. I can't believe I'm going to be the one to break that family tradition.
• Branwen's first appearance.
  Davan: "Want to come back to my place and have lots of sex?
  Branwen: "Okay."
  Aubrey: "I meant something you could do here, Davan...with your clothing on!"
• In a filler strip, Randy posts a sketch of his mother, filled with heartwarming information about the woman - until.
  She's also the most venom-tongued human being I've ever known. She taught me how to slam into someone on levels that will have someone shaking with horror and revulsion for days later, but I've never been able to reach her prowess. And she does it all with a sweet, motherly smile on her face. I love my mom.
• "No, I don't see how two consentin' adults choosin' to get married is like a farmer marryin' his pig. Are you comparin' my daughter to a pig?" "No! No! Let me find a better analogy, large angry man"
• Davan learns what an Otherkin is - specifically, the ones who think they're reincarnations of fictional characters.
• "My Mommy says you're a pagan representation designed to steal glory from Christ and I should tell you you're gonna burn in Hell forever. I want a Barbie."
  • The same girl attends an Easter Egg hunt, and she's still wearing that scarf for "protection".
    Girl: My mom says you can't be too careful at events like this. They let just anybody show up and she says if I'm not careful, I'll catch an airborn disease, like atheist or negro.
• Fred gets into an argument with Choo-Choo Bear.
• Aubrey asks Jason why it's so cold, and he makes a literal Mythology Gag out of it.
• PeeJee says something that disturbs both Davan and his father.
• Aubrey stumbles ass-backwards into a new $2000/month subscriber.
• "Everyone knows you keep the pointy parts aimed away." Poor lil' Choo-Choo Bear.
• Jason learns an important lesson about cats.
• After Rory realizes that Davan had sex with his mom.
  • And during the denouement, Vanessa reassures Donna that Davan had already told her about their fling... and that Donna has "been inside me. Deep inside me."
• It's from a filler, but what the hell: My life be a nightmare.
• Rawr.
• I was the Columbus of girl-on-girl... Magellan on a sea of dongs.
• "Meh!" "MEH!"
• Davan makes a teasing quip about cheating on Vanessa - she doesn't take it well.
• Rory spends the entire day pestering Davan about going to the Haunted House - and immediately chickens out when they get there.
  • PeeJee gives Rory a glass of water while they wait in line - Davan not-so-subtly hints why that was a dumb idea.
    • Surprisingly, that's not how the water causes a scene.
• Fred's entire stay with Monette and Lisa is filled with hilarity from day one through "Oh god, why did I touch that?" having multiple layers.
• Davan's belief that pets are better than kids.
• "So who had a fun first day at kindergarten?" "No one. I made sure."
• "So Papa Bear's like Leatherface? He's Leather-Bear!"
  • Bonus awkward points for the game being hosted at a gay couple's house.
• "Between two evils, I choose the competent one."
• It's one thing when PeeJee knocks over Faye's urn and winds up spilling her ashes all over herself. The punchline and Fred's initial deadpan reaction is what makes it comedy gold, though.
• "Where's your god now? Trick question! I baked him in a pie!
• Davan explains why he'd never make a good criminal.
• What Randy wants done with his body after he dies.
• Kharisma finally trolling Fluffmodeus back
• PamJee is suspiciously happy about being punished, going above and beyond and impressing Jason by saying that she wanted to do right by him more than their neighbor. As he leaves the room, however...
  PamJee: Operation More Flies With Honey is go, Agent Woogs. Trust is officially gained. This is gonna be the best summer ever.
• Tamara invites Mike to play Dream Daddy.
  • And he meets up with Jason the next day to discuss how obsessed he is with the game.
    Jason: ...just so we're clear, Mike, I'm not poly.
    Mike: You might be if I could figure out your minigame!
• Randy actually gets a visit from the Midlife Scrotal Fairy.
  The Rant: Insert "Coin Purse" joke here.
• Randy and his wife greet their new baby, which averted Clean, Pretty Childbirth.
  Randy: We made a goddamn C.H.U.D. baby.
  Stephanie: You and your high fructose corn spunk, Mr. Ten Sodas a Day!
• PamJee gets detention for making everyone sad by talking about how Jerry Siegel and Joel Shuster were both screwed over by the comics industry.
• And with more baby stories, Randy illustrates what he think his child would tell him.
• Rory gets a summer job at a run-down amusement park, and is shown a safety reel.
  Narrator: Prepare yourself for... circumcision at sixty miles per hour!
  Rory: Has this ever happened?
  Coworker: I'd hate to ruin the surprises of the Employee Museum of "Holy Shit, Do I Return This or Make It Into a Keychain?"
  • He's later assigned to a Dark Ride where customers routinely go down on each other and said action ends up on camera. Management decided to fix the problem by adding a sudden bump near the end...
    Rory: Oh my god! Both rows of her teeth are touching!
    Manager: Behold! Chomp-cam! So, your job here will be simple. How are you at pointing and laughing?
• Chirag tells PeeJee about a Halloween date he had that he purposely screwed around with.
  PeeJee: I think I know why you don't get a lot of second dates.
  Chirag: Sometimes it's not about the dicks that come back but the dicks that wither at your memory.
• Rory talks Davan into taking him to a wrestling show three hours away from home, for one simple reason: he saw a picture of a hot devil-costumed wrestler.
  • Later, Rory gets a chance to meet that wrestler, only to find out that he's talking to his grandchild.
    Gris: Grandpa! Is your merch table ready? This kid thinks you're a total G.I.L.F.! Give him the "Awkward Crush" discount on your eight-by-tens!
  • When said wrestler approaches Davan, Davan calls him "giant lap bulge Satan", and continues joking about it through the bit.
  • Gris admits their own crush on a wrestler to Rory, but it goes... to a very weird place.
• Gris lets Rory know that he can get into a show for free if he helps set up and break down the ring, and he's excited about being a "ring rat" - Gris informs him that that's NOT what it means, and actually refers to women who hang around after the show in the hopes of sleeping with one of the wrestlers.
  Rory: Asking for future legal Rory - does it have to be a woman?
• Hugh is surprised when PeeJee doesn't show any fear at his new puppet design.
  PeeJee: Well, I mean, I'm jaded 'cuz more hentai than your seven year old audience... I hope.
• A new chicken place opens across the street from PeeJee's bar - "Cluck Me Harder Family Restaurant". (The logo is a hen coyly pouring gravy on her Non-Mammal Mammaries). PeeJee and Davan boggle at such blatant Sex Sells for a family restaurant.
  PeeJee: I'd ask the owner what his family is like but I don't wanna step on some therapist's toes.
  • And while the owner claims he's not pandering to — or even aware of — the Furry Fandom, his new mascot costume can only be described as a fursuit.
    Davan: Ever get a cramp from too many snide comments bubbling up at once?
    • Even weirder is that his food is genuinely amazing, but the artwork he has hanging on the walls...
      PeeJee: Imagine the worst furry art in the darkest corners of the web. Now imagine whoever drew that saying, "Take it down a notch."
• After Fred's death on Halloween 2020, we get a flashback strip to Vanessa asking Davan what he wanted for the New Year - he said he wanted to learn something new and have a new experience. Cut to panel four, where he's doing research on how to plan and have a funeral during a pandemic.
• Right before Fred's funeral, the funeral director reassures Davan that the people who prepared Fred's body did their best to make him look natural.
  Davan: [Staring into his father's casket] I dunno.
  Funeral Director: As I said before, we can't rig the coffin so he randomly insults people.
  Davan: Then, yeah, I guess this is as close to natural as we get.