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Mario Party 5

• After everyone gave Johnny their capsules, Mark dropped this nice one, sending the rest of the group in hysterics.
• On the last turn, Mark decides to use his Chance Roulette capsule, resulting in him and Johnny switching stars and coins. The reaction from Elliot must be heard to be believed.
• 59:00 into the Pirate Dream let's play. Elliot gets a Star, and the next one spawns right on top of Mark. Everyone goes completely apeshit.
• The terror the men experience when every red space became a bowser space; meaning that shots of liquor would have to be consumed everytime they landed on a space. This includes the Tennessee Whiskey that they couldn't keep down. Even Matt (who has the most endurance, if only because he's much fatter than the other three) was out of his mind after the third bowser space.

Super Smash Brothers: Project M (Drunk)

• "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... Super Smashed Brothers!"
• Mark grabs a smash ball and enters the landmaster. Just as he gets in, he falls in between the two platforms, which then send Mark flying in the completely opposite direction.

Super Smash Brothers: Project M

• Matt uses the nickname "Dongs" again.
• Elliot messed up on returning to the platform because he shoots an arrow, rather than doing the up-B attack.

  Johnny: He forgot to put the string on the arrow.

• Matt screaming "Doooooooooooooongs awaaaaaay!" as he flies into the distance.
• "If I'm gonna die I wanna die in style."
• The result of Mark calling Link "the cheatest."
  Johnny: Link, of all the cheaters I know, you're the cheatiest.
  Elliot: Link, of all the Links I know, you're the Linkiest.
• The way Johnny finally wins a round.
  Matt as Dr. Mario narrowly fails to get back up to the arena with Up+B
  Matt as Mario: I couldn't-a make it- *boom*
• In one round, everybody decides to play as a Mario series character (or, in Mark's case, a Mario spin-off character). What stage are they scheduled to play for this round? Green Hill Zone.
• Some of the commentary in the finale was pretty funny. A notable line from Matt commentating over Johnny (Mario) and Mark (Sonic):
  Matt: And the battle begins against two well known franchises: Mario with the million dollars and Sonic with the million laughs!
• During the Mark VS Johnny 1v1 match, Elliot and Matt's commentary ultimately ends up distracting Mark and causing him to lose the match.
  At the victory screen
  Mark: Will you two SHUT UP?!
  Elliot, Matt, and Johnny: [laughs]

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

• In part 2 of the multiplayer battles, the first fight consists of Matt getting every Smash Ball. Then at 6:42, Matt STILL gets the Smash Ball, from a distance, from THROWING THE STAR ROD AT IT. Everyone's reaction just makes for a really good laugh. Could double as a CMoA as well. It has to be seen to be believed.
• Matt using Bowsercide on both Johnny and Mark in part 4.
  JIHAD!!!
• In the end of part 5, when on the Wario Ware stage, Elliot, as Falco, gets the smash ball and uses it to end Mark, what ended up happening was right after it spawned in, Elliot must have been holding right on the control stick as it was floating over right. he very nearly died in a bottomless pit in the land master but saves himself. Matt claims that Elliot would have gone on record as the first person who died in the landmaster. Well, Karma must LOVE Matt, as in the very next part, part 6, Matt plays Falco, and gets a landmaster during the New Pork City stage, and dies via falling in the land master tank. And before that, he committed suicide with the landmaster while killing Elliot.
• Johnny farts himself up, up, and away on the Electroplankton stage.
• Matt somehow manages to escape Link's Final Smash. The Triforce is even visible for a split second, then vanishes for no reason. The group is in hysterics.
• Mark throws a barrel and runs into it. Due to a slight, blink-and-miss-it glitch on the barrel, he's sent flying.

Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS

• Matt uses Mii Fighters with inappropriate names that bypass the filters such as "Suq Madiq".
  Johnny: Remember ladies, he's single!
• When discussing what the Special Flag does, Elliot questions what use it has in Coin matches. Johnny makes this wild guess:
  Johnny: You get access to Miyamoto's bank.
• Matt getting defeated by the stairs in the Unova Pokémon League.
• The ending to the match on the WarioWare stage and the reactions that follow.

Super Smash Bros. for Wii U

• In Port Town: Aero Dive, Johnny uses her Peach Blossom attack, charges up a smash against Palutena...and then the stage leaves off without him.
  Johnny: I just wanted to smack a god in the face!
• After seeing a barrel lying down in the middle of the stage, Johnny immediately says "That barrel is going to be the end of someone". Sure enough...

Superman 64 (Drunk)

• The very first thing heard is Matt's maniacal laughing.
  Elliot: Licensed by Nintendo, my ass!
• Playing the game with the language set to Spanish.
  Johnny: Fuck it, Espanol!
  Everyone: (bursts out laughing)
  • Johnny's reaction to one of the Spanish menu options.
  Johnny: Oh, look! We can cast Ultima with this!
  Elliot: No John, this isn't Final Fantasy...
  • Still on the menu screen.
  Elliot: WHY CAN'T WE PUT IT IN ENGLISH SO WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS!?!
• The volley of 'Solve My Maze' jokes.
  Johnny: You don't want to eat a dick? Then solve my maze.

GoldenEye

• The entire slappers only game.
  Russell: That was the world's worst missed hi-five ever!

GameXplain Nintendo Direct Predictions

• Johnny and Derrick's astonishment to hear that CHUGGAACONROY, of all people, has never played through Metroid Prime fully. Johnny's reaction is taken Up to Eleven when Chugga revealed that when he was younger, he rented the game and got lost in the Frigate Orpheon, so much so that he gave up and hasn't played it since.

Mario Party 4 (Drunk)

• The disclaimer at the beginning of the video for the first Drunk LP:
  The following is the result of 3 assholes and a teenager who thought it would be a good idea to do a Drunk Let's Play of Mario Party 4 for St. Patrick's Day. It's no longer St. Patrick's Day. The hangover was massive.
• Johnny activates the Chomp Call. The star moves to directly in front of Elliot, and Elliot begins to pour out Matt's drink. Wanting to make it seem as epic as possible, Elliot uses the Mega Mushroom. Matt realises, laughs, and explains what just happened. Mark ends up getting the star on the next roll.
• A quite drunk Johnny has some very choice words for Matt during the last few turns.

Sonic Genesis (Drunk)

• Johnny says that he is so drunk that he would, in his words, f*ck a cockroach if he saw one. Cue derailing of the commentary.

Too Many Games 2015 Panel

• "Look how loud I have to yell!!"
• Mark's reason as to why Johnny, Elliot, and Matt haven't done a playthrough of Wii Fit.
  Mark: Look at these three guys.
  Matt: I'll break the board.
• Johnny notices a sign designed to get his attention.
  Johnny: What does the sign say?
  Sign-holder: It says "Answer my question, Johnny".
  Johnny: Ah, "notice me, sen-pai."
• Johnny's reaction to being asked to sign a Super Metroid cartridge is to declare the owner "someone with good taste!"
• The way the first gift from a fan is given to Johnny.
  Fan: Do you have a Famicom-to-NES adapter?
  Johnny: No, but I've wanted one since I did Castlevania III.
  Elliot: Here you go!
  *Elliot drops one on the table in front of Johnny.*

Sonic X Years and Counting Videos

• In the original:
  • For whatever reason, Elliot's showing off the cases for Sonic '06 and Sonic Genesis.
  • Tails is randomly killed by a Buzzbomber. When he responds, all he can do is laugh while saying "That happens sometimes."
  • Mario crashes the interview at the end because he was angry that Sonic took the last slice of pizza, leading to this exchange as they chase each other:
  Sonic: Genesis does what Nintendon't!
  Mario: Oh come on, that is-a so 1990!
• In the 21st Anniversary video:
  • Classic Sonic speaking with Fax Machine Motormouth.
  • Silver getting eliminated from existence due to a Time Paradox.
  • Rouge outright admitting why she's usually put in the games before backpedalling.
  • The Classic v. Modern Eggman exchange. "C'mon, let's build Robotnik Land together!"
  • Mario clearly trying to apply the Weirdness Censor to the fact that two Sonic's are suddenly around and getting hurt over it.
    • Sonic gets so angry at Mario not getting the joke that he goes Super and sends the table flying right into Johnny's face.

Too Many Games 2016 Panel

• "Notice me, Senpai." (Johnny holds up a bag) "And by that, I mean he actually sent pie!"
• When the guys are answering a question about a game they wish had been imported to America, Matt brings up Persona 2 Eternal Punishment, saying he cried harder than he did when his father died after learning they weren't getting that game.
• The video for the panel ends amazingly: Johnny decides to end the panel with a little trivia quiz where the audience members who answer win Steam gift cards. Elliot decides to ask the fourth question:
  Elliot: OK, Kingdom Hearts II again. So, yeah, you know, we just recently finished the second quest, as I like to call it-
  Matt: The second of three.
  Elliot: The second of three quests, yes. My question is: Who really shot Tupac Shakur?

  *cue everybody cracking up, including Elliot as he tries to ask the real question*

Mario Kart 8 (Drunk)

• It's just Elliot, Matt, and Mark, as Johnny is passed out.
• Could be because everyone but Elliot was drunk, but even Elliot had trouble controlling his kart at 200cc.

Mario Party 1 (Drunk)

• A special non-St. Patrick's Day version, as it was recorded on the day Elliot turned 21. Suffice to say, Elliot is terrified of what's to come, and everyone else is giddy that Elliot will finally be part of the drunk shenanigans.
• A small case of Damn You, Muscle Memory! for Johnny, as he continuously mistakes himself as playing Mario, and forgets he's playing as Luigi this time. Cost him a few mini-games, and each time is hilarious.
• To the expected horror, Elliot passes by Fly Guy with 2 spaces left, which lands him on a Bowser space. He then rides Fly Guy to Bowser's island to avoid landing on the space. Then Bowser's random launch sends him back and he lands on THAT EXACT SPACE.
• On the start of the last 5 turns, the unthinkable happens: the game crashes as Matt!Wario is launched from an island. Johnny, understandably, is peeved.
  Johnny: THIS BOARD IS CURSED!
  • The group resolves who wins the board via a game of Super Smash Bros (for the N64). Johnny ultimately wins, which prompts the following from him:
    Johnny: Yeah so, the winner of Mario Party... is Mario. Which means Luigi. Which means me.
• The return on St. Patrick's day seeing the title screen for Wario's Battle Canyon being said by Matt to 'give some bad memories'
• Partway through the Eternal Star board, Johnny decides to use the sound mixer to pitch shift everyone's voices. Hilarity Ensues.

Other random videos

• In this video that showed him repeating ClementJ642's City Escape Classic record in Sonic Generations, Johnny began laughing maniacally, then calmly drank a Pepsi.
• Johnny's cameo in Caddicarus's review of Bubsy 3D descends into comparing playing the game to committing murder ... with a mug. And Johnny considers Bubsy the worse option.
• After over a year of schedule conflicts, Johnny finally guests on the RebelTaxi Pizza Party Podcast. Let's just say, he fits right in.