Basically, every other thing that came out of Karkat's mouth. (Note: The following links contain walls of gray capslock and may be difficult to read for some users.)
Shepard gets the Mako. Everyone is promptly reminded why letting her have it is a bad idea. What really makes this post is either Shepard calmly asking for help fixing a flat while the vehicle in question is upside down and on fire, or Alejandro's reaction when he realizes who the destroyed building in the video belonged to.