Rob: Fuck is with those trees? They got dandruff or something? Those fucking trees need some fucking Head and Shoulders. Even though they're trees, they lack a head or shoulders.
Johny: They're magic.
Rob: That's some stupid fucking magic if all it does is give them dandruff.
Johny using his player to kill a unicorn on the game.
Johny: (sigh) Fine. You're gonna give me a ride, huh? You're not gonna stick around and embarrass me, right? ...You're just gonna stand there?
(Rob runs off)
Johny: Awwww.
"That was the decoy Rob!"
"Hey, you can't do this! I AM ROBERT WINCHESTER! BROTHER TO JOHNY WINCHESTER! HE WHO SITS RIGHT THERE IN THE BLEACHERS! LOOK AT HIM AND KNOW MY ASSOCIATION WITH HIM!"
Mike: (upon seeing CJ chasing Johny with peacock feathers) Oh yeah, that reminds me.
"Well, let's see, we have red wolf, orange wolf, brown wolf, blue glowing wolf, wolf on fire, wolf with a top hat, Teen Wolf, wolf with a funny mustache, wolf that turns into Link, inside out wolf - and that's not even counting wolfmen."
"STOP SQUEALING EVERY TIME A PENIS WALKS ON THE SCREEN!! JESUS!"
Bella: Oh my, your hands, they're...so cold. Edward: I'm dangerous, stay away. Bella: Why are your lips red if they're so cold? Edward: I'm dangerous, stay away. Bella: I mean, your lips are darker than mine, for crissakes. Edward: I'm dangerous, stay away. (subtitled as "I AM NOT WRITING HIS CATCHPHRASE AGAIN") Bella: Wait, is that lipstick? Edward: ...I'm a pretty vampire, shut up!
Johny knew the movie was terrible, but didn't tell Rob because he wanted him to suffer through it.
Don't Sleep, Robby!
Johny trying to connect to the internet. "I said you'll never let me down!...STOP LETTING ME DOWN!"
"Gotta get on a good schedule, John. On a good schedule I gotta get. Good schedule I gotta get on a." "You're scaring me, Rob." "Fear is the devil's matchmaker, John."
Max: Canadian, eh? Johny? Eh, eh? You're trying to mock my country, John? We got botch hands, that means it isn't better!
Johny: I said "uh". Uh! Like the bad beat machine I am.
Rob: You know what makes for a terrible pillow? The laptop keyboard. Especially one this fucking hot.
When Rob realizes he accidentally stepped in the burrito. "Ah, dammit, I forgot my feet were dirty from the burrito! Ah, gross, it's all over the carpet!"
Johny: Haha! I finally found the perfect way to make Rob go to sleep! More perfect - wait a minute! I said this already! That exact line! This has all happened before, I swear it! Dammit, screw this, this déjà vu shit's freaking me out! Time for me to go crawl on the fetal position on my bed! Why am I in this closet when I plot, anyways?
When Johny sees Rob finally going to sleep at the end. "FINALLY!" (Whap!) "Dammit!"