Funny / Serenity: Better Days

• The crew are describing what they'd do with all the money they've made. Jayne's fantasy future is an impossibly awesome starship captain with Amazonian Bridge Bunnies who call him "Your Manliness." Book's "fantasy" shows him as a crime kingpin with two scantily-clad hookers hanging off him which is him just kidding. River's is...odd. It apparently involves a really nice dress, a giant fish in a tuxedo, imps flying around on balloons, a Chinese-style dragon, a llama, and a rainbow castle. Zoe comments: "Well, now mine's taken." Kaylee's fantasy of setting up a huge mechanic's shop includes a subtle sight gag. Among the shop's inventory are two massive crates label "Compression Coils" and "More Compression Coils" - the compression coil being the part of Serenity that busted and caused the events of "Out Of Gas."
• Jayne trying to get a lesson in Companion etiquette... from Simon.
  Jayne: [repeatedly] And then I stick it in?
  Simon: [Facepalm]
• When Jayne hands some cash to a monk:
  Jayne: Buy some shoes.
  Monk: The Hero of Canton... He's real!