Chapter One ("Kagura, Come Get Some Ham!")
- Hohenheim and the Homunculi are driving Kagura and Kamui to Goldenrod City, when Kamui notes that
- This exchange between Kagura and ShinpachiKagura: Wow! Even her sexy-ass boyfriend is -
Shinpachi: Don't you dare!
Kagura: Bitchin'. [Shinpachi duct tapes Kagura's mouth shut]
Shinpachi: Never talk again! - "As soon as the freeon gas clears, i'll get my hat and we'll hit the town."
- The reactions Kondo and Hasegawa had when they got their credit card bills.
- This exchange that breaks the fourth wallGintoki: Great, i'm going to miss the anime convention!
Gintoki Cosplayer: Tell me about it. I have to miss the Shinsengumi's trade show because i'm part of masquerade. - Girugamesh!
- This exchange between Hijikata and Tae.Hijikata: Good evening, people. Shimura Tae, our resident gorilla needs you at booth #427.
Tae: Tell him his mom needs him at booth #427. - This quote from Kagura.Kagura: Seriously, Kamui? When I got the script, Yuki-Rin told me it wasn't going to be yuri, yaoi, ecchi, lemon, lime, shounen-ai, or shoujo-ai.
Chapter Two ("You Freaking Smashed my Tots!")
- The chapter title, which is shown above.
- Gintoki is talking about the Marineford and Sabo Arcs of One Piece, when this example of Lampshade Hanging occurs.Ace: [From outside] I have to film that scene in a few days, and I am not excited! Why did Eichiiro Oda do this to me and not Coby? The weak, little bitch deserved that!
Gintoki: I thought he got stronger while in the Marines!
Ace: [From outside] He's still weak and I hate him! - "You shut your mouth when Billy Mays is talking!"
- The scene where everyone is watching Babar.
- Gintoki mishears "Uncle Arthur" as "Uncle Aizen".
- Kagura singing So What? by Pink.
Chapter Six ("Lucky!")
- Katsura singing Brooklyn Rage.
- This scene with Hetalia cameos.Russia: Ты со мной. (Translation: "You're coming with me.")
Estonia: Somebody save me! [Russia drags Estonia off-stage as Estonia is screaming]
Gokudera: Should we help him? They weren't even speaking English.
Kagura: I'm going home.