Funny / Scary Go Round

• The difference between the typical train driver and the typical coach driver. He also may be the Employee of the Moth.
• Elodie recounts the Easter Bell's exploits.
  The Boy: Is something being lost in translation here?
  • Her guest reciprocates with stories of Americanized Britain.
    The Boy: Well, all the men wear cowboy hats and carry shooters. The women say "Oh ma gawrsh Ah do de-clay-uh." Pianos play themselves.
    Elodie: Oh my God it sounds fantastic.
• Shelley meets her fanclub. They have fanfiction.
• "Marilyn Manson, you've changed."
  • And later:
    Tim: Do dead girls trump?
    Shelley: You'll know in five seconds.
• If this strip]] is anything to go by, Shelley has apparently been the way she is for a long time.
• When Tessa and Rachel enter an alien dimension to find Amy and end up having to take her home by force, Rachel puts a little too much faith]] in the Unspoken Plan Guarantee.
  Rachel: If I know Tessa like I think I do, she'll have spotted my ruse and be getting things ready in the forest to get us home.
  (meanwhile)
  Tessa: [roaring drunk on the other side of town, and doing the finger-walky thing along the Krakkagar's carapace] Y'r a very shhiny beetle, Krakkagar... and a very shexy beetle...
• Shelley and Amy prepare Ryan for a date. They have... interesting ideas about what constitutes "stylish."
  Shelley: Is it me or is this room suddenly 500% sexier?
  Ryan: Are you two on the LEAD PAINT DIET?
• On the subject of Amy taking an interest in Ryan's romantic life, we have the chart she came up with to determine who he might be compatible with. Complete with unasked-for commentary on some of the ladies in question.
  Shelley: headache no one needs.
  Gibbous Moon: [obscured by the edge of the panel, but something about a "sexual American"]
  Amy: would eat you alive.

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