Funny / Sayaka Quest

• Mission: Get Akane a boyfriend, complete with the sappiest date possible. She's had three. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
• Kyouko, encouraged by Akane, decides to do something she thinks is sweet for Sayaka, by creating rose petals and scattering them all over the house, some of which lead to the bathroom and other places, while she stands at the door, fully transformed. Thing is, she has no idea what these rose petals imply. Then, the door opens with Sayaka... And Mikimom. Cue massive Mama Bear freak out, and a very embarrassed Kyouko. Sayaka's mother proceeds to drink herself to oblivion to forget that the whole thing ever happened. Enjoy the fluff first-hand

• Akane calling out her Elemental Punch attack. It's as every bit glorious as it is hilarious.
• What is Kyubey's worst crime? Drinking wine through a straw.
• The abhorrence continues with Incubator Brand ice cream.

• Floor Tile Quest, involving very violent kissing. Also, Akane is not a morning person...and may need to sleep in a straight jacket.