Funny / Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

• "Drown in your lies!"
• The Best one yet.
• "Mmm... orange juice." "So, I divorced her."
• Every time the blue-screen went out, Stan the Weatherman suffered an existential crisis.
• By 2025 shampoo commercials get weird.
• In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is an ass.
• Fuck trousers!
• Med school is tougher than you might think...
• "Sir, I can't just let you into the President's press conference." "Oh?! Well maybe THIS will change your mind!"
• Do you think Ted might be upset? Really.
• The third perspective on evolution.
• This is my favorite part of being a ventriloquist.
• SMBC presents: Pickup Lines That Don't Work
• Ever wonder what the tooth fairy does with all those teeth? Your parents know.
• Unfortunately, Intervention Isaac forgot to show up.
• Debate strategy: Surprise your opponents with an unexpected stance.
• There are some serious downsides to marriage.
• Candice didn't appreciate my creative marriage proposal.
• Sonya explains what she meant by "birth control."
• The safeness of this sex has yet to be determined.
  • The best part is meeting Wiener at a con and finding that yes, someone did find a way to manufacture those.
  • Even better is the fact that you can now buy them.
• A man reveals the horrible truth about kid things to his son: Santa is grandpa in a costume, the tooth fairy is his mother while he is asleep, and Unicorns are racist.
  Kid: Ohmigosh! Are you-
  Unicorn: Fuck off, honky.
• This one doesn't have a caption.
• Gulpo, the fish who eats concepts
• How to get out of a student seducing you for a better grade.
• This. The alt-panel does it.
• A potshot at those who are against gay marriage using the Think of the Children! excuse.
• When a woman thinks that the Sexy Cat Girl is too conventional... it gets weird.
• "Are you alright?"
• Talking Economics: A Guide.
• WHALE-HAT PARTY!
• The future of advertising.
• The most effective suicide hotline
• I Am No Longer A Child
• Kryptonite!
• There's regular gold, there's fool's gold, there's moron's gold... and then there's shit-for-brains's gold.
  is actually a lemon
  lemon's aren't rocks
  for God's sake it's just a lemon
  go outside once in a while
• "Kiss my ass, Jenson! You can calculate the area of my annulus and goddamn kiss it!"
• At first, this strip starts off very intelligent and even profound, but then the ending...
• I don't believe in love...
• An in-depth account of sex with your spouse after you have kids.
• Captain Ahab orders three minutes in the Holodrome, to, well, you know.

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