Funny / Sabrina: Secrets of a Teenage Witch

• Salem gets a couple of good lines in the first episode, when Sabrina asks him to watch over the werewolfed-out and caged Harvey:
  Sabrina: keep him company, kitty. *leaves*
  Salem: Hah, right. He's locked up, her night's ruined — Kitty is taking a nap.
  *Harvey immediately busts out of his cage*
  Salem: Okay — Kitty's awake!! *tries to zap Harvey with his magic tail* Back in the cage, Rover! I've got a tail and I'm not afraid to use it!