Funny / S Club 7

• In real life, the video of the band's reaction to "Bring It All Back" getting number 1.
• In an episode of LA 7 Paul has to pretend to be Joanie's boyfriend and she says she has a pet name for him. The pet name: Horn Doggie.
• LA 7, Episode 3-"FOUR PEOPLE I SAY PER ROOM!" And the band tearing out of the hotel in terror. Of course, Bradley falls over.
• Hurricane Hannah.
• Jo and Rachel are meant to audition to play Zelda but get the date of the audition wrong and end up playing singing teeth in a toothpaste commercial.
• When the 13 year old head of a video game company hits on Hannah...
  Hannah: Spike, you're thirteen, and you're a little squirt. Now why would I be interested in a chap like you?
  Spike: Well I own three villas across the country, a yacht in the South of France and I'm worth about 2 billion.
  Hannah: (putting her arms around him) Do you like Chinese?
• From the movie, the Jon clone gives us this little gem:
  "We're rebelling...if that's alright"
• The episode of LA 7 when they get lost in the woods and the car runs out of petrol.
  Rachel: Okay, why don't we dig for oil and then turn that into petrol.
  Hannah: It's ridiculous.
  Rachel: Tell me about it.
  Hannah: How are we going to dig without a shovel?
• In the movie Hannah decides to sneak out of the hotel without paying by wearing all of her clothes on top of each other.
  "I'm not taking a suitcase, I'll look far too suspicious."
• How the band hired their manager.
  Tina: I said we should have gotten a proper lawyer instead of your Uncle Peter.
  Hannah: My Uncle Peter knows the legal system a lot better than any normal lawyer.
  Jo: Your uncle's an ex-con!
• In Back To The 50s the rest of the band's complete indifference to Rachel, Jo, Bradley and Paul getting thrown in prison. Also Rachel requests an extra pillow and a Caesar salad. When Paul reminds her that they're in a jail cell and not a hotel, she says "that's why I only asked for a small Caesar salad".
  Jo: Who wants to tell her what the bucket's for?
• The episode of LA 7 when they decide to make a movie. Rachel and Jo are playing two bank robbers. When Jo gives her their game plan, Rachel says "oh but we can't hurt them [the people in the bank]" and she and Jo instead settle for calling them nasty names.
• After the movie's shower scene...
  Rachel: Jon, it might be just me but...did you...notice...something in the showers?
  Jon is grinning like a school boy
  Jon: Yeah, Rach, sorry but I looked. Don't worry, I still respect you.
• One of the best Actor Allusions you will ever get when Joni threatens the band with eviction.
  "If you don't pay your rent soon, it'll be a case of repossession. And I'm not going through that again.
• An episode of LA 7 has Hannah working as a tour guide and discovering a star's house in the process of being burgled. She stops the tour to investigate...and all the tourists excitedly follow her inside. The would-be robber ends up stunned and runs into his own van, knocking himself out. The tourists all applaud Hannah, who gives in and takes a bow.