Funny / Royal Robbie

Gaming Videos

• His one and only stream of the infamously brutal Minecraft mod pack RLCraft was essentially him trying, and critically failing, to find a good place to live, including multiple ice-biome-induced resets and a scream into a pillow after the random respawn placed him in yet another ice biome.
• The Corner Boys. Jesus Christ. The moment he discovers he can make every member of a team in Team Fortress 2 Classic the Civilian, he proceeds to run a Capture the Flag match of it. Hilarity Ensues.
• After keeping a serious and confident demeanor through the entire final act of Iconoclasts, he breaks down at the sight of Lucas Birbasaurus Rex as chat went into complete confusion mode.
  Sonbaric: I'm going to bed.
• In his second AMID EVIL stream, he ended up finding a way to sequence break using the Celestial Claw. Cue the enemies not attacking him because the trigger for their hostility hadn't been activated yet.
• The Code Vein streams have given us a Running Gag in the form of very unfortunate runins with cliffs. For both him AND the enemies. To the point where he's considered making a compilation.
• Him referring to Lightgazer as the 'inbred lovechild of Kracko and a Beholder.'
• The way his streams of GRIME ended; breaking the final boss's cutscene so that it wouldn't properly trigger, getting stuck, and then making his character vanish entirely when he attempted to fix it by restarting the game.
• His FFXIV stream vod thumbnails; they started normal, but have slowly grown to be progressively more ridiculous as time goes on. Hell, the FFXIV streams have had quite a few. Such as;
  • His Lalafell, who he describes as having 'immense crackhead energy.'
  • The "Cult Of Charlotte". As in, THAT Charlotte. All because someone said the robe his character was wearing made her look like a cultist.
  • Repeatedly picking fights with overleveled enemies, with predictable results.
  • Trying to get random bards to play Megalovania.
• His first stream of Mario Party 4 was... chaotic to say the least, but one turn in particular stood out. The previous turn, he had gotten the best result on the card scratch lottery, netting himself 100 coins. The following turn, Waluigi landed on Reversal of Fortune and forced him to swap all his coins with Peach, bringing him down from 100+ to a measly 23. Then Donkey Kong, next to roll, used a Mini Mushroom, landed on Reversal of Fortune, and forced Peach to trade back those coins, completely undoing Waluigi’s efforts.
  Robbie: (through laughter) Thanks Donkey Kong, check’s in the mail.
• "Jump Force is hazardous to my health". Dear god. It starts with the creation of 'Scarleht Rehdd', a purposefully edgy sword user that looks like Darth Maul and Shadow the Hedgehog fell into a cloning vat together, and it only goes downhill from there, cumulating in a laughing fit of epic proportions when a character's neck ends up angled forward for no discernible reason.
• His first attempt at a Kingdom Hearts II Randomizer started with a 10 strength Kingdom Key(when it normally starts with 3) and has only gotten progressively dumber since, from getting Quick Run, Master Form and friggin' DETECTION SABER from Roxas' "Dive Into The Heart", to completely waltzing all over multiple bosses due to being ungodly overpowered and taking over half the playthrough to get a basic healing spell.
• "Four idiots clown on BanBan" features him going through the first Garten of Banban while in a call with some friends and it goes... about as well as you'd expect when one player is playing Terraria during the session, another has to speak softly and Royal is going steadily off the rails from the game's... questionable quality. Some memorable quotes include;
  Sally: The orange one looks like a certified Pastafarian.
  Deli: Bro, I belong in the naughty corner.
  Deli: Ooh, a detonator.
  • At one point, Royal manages to trigger Opila Bird's jumpscare while she's facing away from him.
• "Two Idiots Play the Marie Alpha" features Royal and Deli from the Banban video playing the alpha for Marie. Hilarity Ensues.
  • The intro starts with Deli saying something(fortunately censored) that elicits a shocked reaction from Royal while Deli gleefully declares he "can't use that entire intro now".
  • His reaction to discovering one of Marie's crouching attacks being her scrubbing the floor is to start spamming it while giggling like a madman.
  • The horrendously cursed AI-generated image of Rainbow Dash in a jar.
  • The Freeze-Frame Bonus at 5:14;
  SPONGEBOY ME BOB, I HAVE WHIFFED A GRAB IN CLOSE RANGE OF MARIE AND AM ABOUT TO BE STRUCK BY A POINT BLANK CARPAL PUMMEL! ARGARGARGARGARGARGARGAR

Lethal Company

• Within two videos, there's enough moments for Lethal Company to get its own folder.
• "My First Lethal Company Experience"
  • Sage in general. She's a complete wild card.
  • Royal gets his hands on a stop sign. His first instinct? Attempting to bash Sage's head in.
  • At one point, Royal and Sage get separated from Shan and go into the bunker alone. It doesn't take long before they get mowed down by a turret. Cue hysterical laughter.
  • Shan's reaction to discovering their deaths on the ship's monitor?
  Shan: Oh my goodness, you two...
  Royal and Sage: *crumpling into laughter*
  • Third round, Royal dies again, this time by attempting to jump across a gap only to get shoved off by Sage by accident into the abyss.
  • Fifth round, he gets a walkie talkie, and immediately uses it to call everyone a 'gayass'.
  • Shan asks if they want to keep walking around while there's an Eyeless Dog walking around. After stomping sounds immediately ensue, they all silently agree to leave at once.
  • After Shan gets attacked by a Snare Flea, Royal and Sage immediately bolt. Despite Shan audibly begging them to lead him to the exit.
• "Lethal Company Gives Me Conniptions"
  • The second video introduces two new people; Jake and Sim. What does Jake do upon joining the game? Start reciting Phone Guy's monologue from FNAF's first night, while Sage begs to be let out of the ship.
  • This conversation.
  Sage: The only kind of dark I'm scared is basement kind of dark, y'know?
  Jake, after a moment: Oh, the place we keep the children, ok!
  Royal: What the fuck is wrong with you???
  • Sim arrives claiming to hear strange noises from the kitchen, while Sage responds that she likes turtles. Royal declares their team a 'crack squad.'
  • Their first attempt is a complete failure, erasing all progress on their quota from the previous video. To summarize; Royal gets mowed down by a turret, Sage chickens out and runs for the exit only to get attacked by a Coil Head, who then proceeds to bolt for the Apparatus room and slaughter everyone else while they're focused on avoiding the turret.
  Royal, through laughter: What's this? It's Coil Head with the steel chair!
  • A hallway with two turrets result in a near total wipe on their way out with the Apparatus, killing Sage and Royal. After he dies, Sim has this to say;
  Sim: Did Royal make it?
  Sage and Royal: *promptly cracking up*
  • Sim attempts to goad Jake into grabbing the hives outside the ship, only to freak out upon seeing an Eyeless Dog and activate the ship.
  • Next mission, they find a landmine right next to a doorway in the Apparatus room. Sim steps on it to try and kill Jake, only for Jake to juke her and dance over her corpse.
  • Upon landing on the Company moon, Royal goads Jake into repeatedly ringing the bell, claiming that you need to make the guy behind the counter hurry. The result is Jake dying to Jeb while Royal laughs, and Sim taking his flashlight.
  Sage: Welcome to the initiation ceremony!
  • Everyone stuffing themselves into a corner before being launched into space.
  Sim: Hi, is this the cool corner?
  • Next mission has Royal's encounter with a Hoarding Bug: it stares at him for a bit before suddenly attacking him, leading to him fleeing the building.
  Sim, seconds before the attack: If you just stare at him, he won't attack you.
  • This conversation.
  Sage: The only true way to die in this world, is by a mine.
  Royal: I mean it's quick and easy.
  Sim: You know who is quick and easy?! MY- *gets cut off by entering the building*
  • Sage runs out of the bunker, fleeing from something. Royal's response? To look at Jake and dare him to go in there... only for an eerie giggling to send both of them running out.
    • The source of the giggling, as revealed in the pinned comment after an edit? Sim being a troll.
  • While on the Company moon, Sim and Royal let Sage show Jake a secret... and then start the ship while they're gone.
  • During a foggy mission, Sim is the only one to make it out alive, with everyone else getting lost and dying in the forest. Sim's response when she sees them dead on the monitor?
  Sim: Yep. 'Bout right.
  • After escaping a Coil Head, Royal, Jake and Sage return to the ship only to find that Sim's closed the door and is demanding a password. Sage's response?
  Sage: It's open the door before I kick your balls in, huh?!
  • Royal and Sim attempt to retrieve a beehive... only for their plan of 'have Sim anger the bees while Royal grabs the hive' to completely fail because, despite Sim running right by the bees, they decide to attack Royal for no reason. Which leads to Jake blaming Sim for it.
  • The final mission. Oh dear god, the final mission. It starts with the mission being eclipsed(which they went with since they needed a hail-mary or they wouldn't make their quota), leading to a Forest Keeper attacking them right away, and it only gets worse from there.
    • Stepping outside results in said Keeper locking onto the group, causing the others to flee back into the ship... and accidentally locking Sim out, killing her.
    • After that, Royal decides to "risk it for the biscuit" and make a run for it. He dies, only to find neither Sage nor Jake made any attempt to run for the bunker and stayed in the ship.
    • Sage begs Royal and Sim to vote for the ship to leave early(which they don't do), and if they don't she'll send Jake out. Jake immediately starts protesting and they devolve into arguing.
    • Eventually, Jake somehow convinces Sage to go out there. She exits the ship, daring the Keeper to come after her... and Jake closes the door behind her and starts the ship without her, leading to Royal nearly fainting from laughter.
  Sim: This is why Lethal Company does numbers, it brings out the worst in people!
  • The video ends with them going to the Company to sell what little scrap they have, only for Sim to hurl herself off the ship before it lands, and everyone else following suit, resulting in a Total Party Kill while everyone laughs.

Music

• Gift Except Boyfriend and Girlfriend Sing It is mostly terrifying... except that even as an Alternate, Girlfriend has an hourglass figure.
  AGK 09: man that alternate thicc
• While Hellscape is mostly terrifying, the art depicts Sonic.exe in a certain pose...