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- Most Critics Consensuses are rather matter-of-fact, except with maybe a pun thrown in. However, there are times where they take the opportunity for a joke, especially if the movie's reviews are particularly bad:
- The consensus for The Emoji Movie consists entirely of the 🚫 emoji.
- Nine Lives (2016) simply states, "Not meow, not ever."
- Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie waxes on the lyrics of the theme song, rewriting it to go "No, no, Power Rangers."
- Gotti is the only one as reduced as The Emoji Movie: "Fuhgeddaboudit."
- Highlander II: The Quickening: There should have been only one.
- Left Behind (2014), being about the Rapture, went for Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe: "Yea verily, like unto a plague of locusts, Left Behind hath begat a further scourge of devastation upon Nicolas Cage's once-proud filmography."
- Gods of Egypt borrowed from Ozymandias: "Look on Gods of Egypt, ye filmgoers, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of this colossal wreck, boundless and bare. The lone and level sands stretch far away. (Apologies to Shelley.)"
- Cats had all the puns possible:Critics Consensus: Despite its fur-midable cast, this Cats adaptation is a clawful mistake that will leave most viewers begging to be put out of their mew-sery.
- For Barney's Great Adventure, RT pulls no punches (hardly surprising, considering the film stars, well, Barney the Dinosaur); it uses the series' own Theme Tune against them.Critics Consensus: Barney's friends are big and small / They come from lots of places / But after this film, their parents / Will be left with pained faces.
- Home Sweet Home Alone simply states "Nobody's Home."
- Action Point, a film starring Johnny Knoxville showcasing a fictional version of Action Park, only says "Ouch."
- Blacklight just reads "Turn it off."
- Troll 2 has one of the film's own quotes: "Oh my God."
- Return of the Living Dead Part II just reads "Zero brains."
- Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey just reads "Oh, bother."
- Vampire's Kiss: "He's a vampire! He's a vampire! He's a vampire!"
- In response to Conversations With God, the consensus muses, "At some point in the conversation, God must have asked for a subtler, deeper film."
- Their review of Good Luck Chuck derides the film as having "all the engaging magnetism of an unflushed toilet."
- On Basic Instinct 2: "Even the ice pick looks like it really doesn't want to be there."
- Despite the universal critical acclaim of the second season of Slow Horses (A perfect 100% score), RT couldn't resist sneaking in a horse pun: "Slow Horses says neigh to the sophomore jinx with a second season that might be even better than its supremely addictive predecessor."
