Funny / Resuscitatio Artium Magicarum

• Chapter 5:
  • So Scholar breaks out of his cell, and what's the first thing he does? Prank the people trying to free him so he can pop up dramatically behind them.
    Scholar: “Did ya miss me?”
  • Shortly after breaking out of his cell, Scholar encounters the Maze leading to and from Tartarus.
    “Well well well,” He mused. “Non-euclidean architecture. My old nemesis... we meet again!”
    “ROOOOOOOAR!”
    “Very hungry non-euclidean architecture!”
    • And Scholar's summary of his escapdes within:
      “In the end, my escape involved three carnivorous staircases, a pack of roaming doorknobs, two rolling boulders of death, a pop quiz, and a dead mouse named Mr. Squeakers.”
• Really, Scholar just seems to be a fount of these.
  • Nix and Null as well.
• Chapter 10 introduces readers (and Spike) to an old Concordian pastime:
  Scholar: “Kick the dragon!”
  Spike: “Don’t kick the goddamn dragon!”
• Chapter 19: Null can't help himself when it comes to magic artifacts.
  “Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!”
• Chapter 22. All of it.
• Chapter 23:
  • The rest of the Main Six (and Spike) abandon Twilight to join the victory party. Her response?
    “... ahhh fuck it! Spike! Pass me a mug!”
  • Fran apparently made some. . . "modifications" to the Oligarchs in the past.
    Fran: “You make one improvement without supervision one time and no one ever lets you hear the end of it...”