Dressing fancy is such old hat.
- "My spoon is too big."
- Silly Hats ONLY
- The Non Sequiturs from Those Two Guys, at least until things get freaky."Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?"
"I live in a giant bucket."- The very best one is, of course:"Say, do you want to go see a movie?"
"I'm feeling fat, and sassy."
"DOYOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"GAIAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" [eye pops and explodes in a fountain of blood]
"WOAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
"DOAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHH!"
"WOAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"HYEEEEEEUGGGGHHHHHHHH"
- The very best one is, of course:
- "You're watching The Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples."
- "My anus is bleeding!" Adding to the humor is the song underscoring the entire scene, including the part before the bleeding, is "Nu är det jul igen"Translation , a happy, upbeat Swedish Christmas song. Also, the fact that everyone keeps cheering even as the poor guy screams in horror about it."For the love of God and all that is holy! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING—"
"YAAAAAAAAAY!" - "I am the queen of France!" as scary as it was, the way he said it and the little dance he did to go with it made it pretty darn hilarious.
- The "slogan" for the "Kelp Dip" commercial, which is the best-known and most often-quoted Rejected jokes:
- The segment drawn with Don Hertzfeldt's left hand."A MONKEY POURED CYOFFEE IN MY MBOOTS!!"
