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  • In the "Birth of The She-Devil" comic, Red Sonja has chopped the hand off a Sultan who tried to Bathe Her and Bring Her to Me before interrogating him. A Surprisingly Realistic Outcome subsequently occurs when he dies before answering a single question.
    "Dead already?"
  • In issue #4 of Gail Simone's run, after Sonja, who has exiled herself after contracting the plague, is found by Ayla and Nias:
    Sonja: Did you remember to bring...
    Ayla: Yes, mistress? Food? Weapons? Anything you ask!
    Sonja: Alcohol, you idiots.
    • Although Sonja has been banished, humiliated, and is suffering terribly from plague, (actually poison) and has seen many friends and good men die, she remains remarkably stoic and level headed throughout her ordeal. That all changes when she hears about the recent prohibition…
      Nias: My humble apologies glorious one, but our cruel overlord has forbidden all places of revelry so that we may spend our time in contemplation and prayer instead.
      Sonja: You mean they CLOSED THE SUNDERED BOAR?!
    • Also, from that same series;
      Ayla: (boasting) We have killed hundreds!
      Sonja: (unimpressed) Men, were they?
      Ayla: (sheepishly) Well... rabbits, actually.
      Nias: They were BIG rabbits...
      Sonja (facepalms) This does not bode well

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