Funny / Red Planet

• "This is it: the moment they told us about in high school, where one day, algebra would save our lives."
• "Faith? I had a girlfriend named Faith. She cheated on me, with a girl named Chastity". Which becomes all the funnier if you remember that Tom Sizemore (who said the above line) played Max in Strange Days, wherein he was having an affair with a punk singer named Faith (played by Juliette Lewis).

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