Funny / Ready or Not (2019)

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And you thought meeting the in-laws was a stressful event.

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• Grace is unsettled by Helene glaring at her as she takes her wedding photos, but Daniel reassures her to not take it personally.
  Daniel: They're trying to figure out if you're a gold-digging whore. (beat) You know, like my wife.
  • Charity making a snide remark about Grace before musing that she will never be part of the family.
    Daniel: Of course not, dear. She has a soul.
• Helene "greeting" Emilie.
  Helene: Brown-haired niece. You continue to exist.
• As the family members are given weapons, Fitch looks incredulously at his crossbow.
  Fitch: What the hell is this? How old is this thing?
  • He then hides in the bathroom with his phone, watching Youtube tutorials on how to use a crossbow.
• Emilie blundering through all of her attempts to kill Grace to the point where everyone around her is probably wondering why they even bother giving her a weapon.
  Tony: (after dodging Emilie's bullets) Dammit! Emilie!!
  Emilie: I don't know what I'm doing!!
  • She even accidentally kills the maids just because of how incompetent she is, mostly with a Boom, Headshot!.
    Daniel: Did she look like she was wearing a giant white wedding dress, Emilie?!
  • There's also something humorous about seeing Wynonna Earp being a terrible shot and confused mess.
• Both times Emilie kills one of the maids by mistake, someone asks if that counts for the sacrifice, with an exasperated Helene having to clarify that no, it doesn't.
  Helene: Why do people keep asking that?!
  • Emilie's whining cry of "Why does this keep happening to me?!"
  • And when the Not Quite Dead second maid's final gurgled breaths keep interrupting her, Helene finally just stomps over and chops her head off, to everyone else's shock.
  • There's also Helene's annoyance at the others wanting to use the surveillance cameras to track Grace, thinking that it defies tradition.
    Tony: It's not tradition that great-grandpa was born before cameras. That's just stupid!
  • Which then leads to Daniel's thoughts on some of the ritualistic traditions:
    Daniel: At least you're not making us wear those masks.
    Tony: That was dad's idea. It was the 80s.
• Alex helping Grace, and then saying something not so helpful.
  Alex: You said you wanted to get married.
  Grace: So it's my fucking fault, are you fucking serious?!
  Alex: Shh! Shh!
• As the group is carrying away the dead maid's body, they start discussing how they really need to find Grace before sunrise.
  Tony: We need to find the sacrifice before sunrise, or we're all dead!
  Grace: (accidentally closes the door loud enough to alert the group.)
  Daniel: Found her.
• In the study, Grace is hyperventilating, wild-eyed, and the door next to her just opens up and Daniel steps through. Grace continues panting for a Beat as Daniel just looks at her in complete apathy, turns, and says "I just came to get a drink".
• Fitch texting a friend about being "busy with family shit" just as Grace falls outside his window. Before that, he is seen Googling "pacts with the devil real or bullshit".
• After a motorist speeds off upon seeing Grace's blood-splattered dress, she curses him out at the top of her lungs for a good thirty seconds straight.
• As Grace runs towards the gate, Charity spots her and lines up a shot with her harpoon gun, only to miss completely because she forgot about ballistic trajectories.
• Tony's Rhetorical Question Blunder:
  Tony: Do you think this is a fucking game?!
  Daniel: Yes. Hide-and-seek, remember?
• When Grace manages to escape yet again, Tony starts yelling at his great-grandfather's portrait about his shitty negotiating in his Deal with the Devil.
  Tony: Couldn't you have talked him down from the whole eradication clause?!
• Becky readying her bow and arrow to fire at Grace at near point-blank range. However, she misses Grace and even lampshades the moment.
  Becky: (beat) In my defense, it's been a while.
• All of the family's Bloody Hilarious deaths via explosion.
  • Grace having a laughing fit during the whole thing complete with a little pig snort.
• Grace's reaction to the Le Domases blowing up. Then, LeBail suddenly appears for a second to toast her on her survival.
  Grace (impressed): ... fuck.
• At the end of the movie, one of the arriving police officers spots the injured and blood-splattered Grace smoking outside the Le Domases burning mansion.
  Officer: Jesus Christ! What happened to you?
  Grace: In-laws.