Funny / Rainbow in the Dark

Rainbow in the Dark

• Twilight leaves a note for Brownie and signs it as "Your faithful student".
• Brownie finds Rarity's emergency sofas for her dramatic moments.
  Brownie: Wow, that’s a lot of sofas…
  Rarity: Do you like them? I use them for my emergencies.
  Brownie: (Emergencies? Either she ran a storage business, or provided special services to stallions.)
• Meeting Apple Bloom:
  Apple Bloom: Ya didn’t hear of the Cutie Mark Crusaders before? We’re scattered all over Equestria.
  Applejack: The only member outside of Ponyville is your cousin Babs Seed from Manehattan.
• Derpy now works for Pony Ex.
  Derpy: He helped me a lot since that accident when I dropped a delivery.
  Brownie: That doesn’t sound so bad. I mean, dropping something from the carriage wouldn’t break any piece of furniture.
  Derpy: Well, the truth is that I dropped it from the sky. And by ‘it’ I mean an anvil, a piano and a carriage full of hay.
  Brownie: (And I thought that I was a force of destruction after that incident with the skateboard and the fire extinguisher.)
  Derpy: Luckily nothing bad happened. Just a few injuries, but fortunately nothing too serious, so instead of firing me out I got reassigned to work on the ground.
  Brownie: (Why did I get the horrible suspicion that this was considered completely routine for her?)
• Twilight talks about the Cutie Mark crusaders:
  Twilight: That’s a group they created to find their special talents, but it usually ends in a failed attempt at whatever they try. There was one time where they acted in front of their school and won a Comedy Award.
  Brownie: That’s good, isn’t it?
  Twilight: It was supposed to be a musical.
• This moment shows how much Brownie has finally grown accustomed to Ponyville:
  “Look out below!” Before I could even react, a grey and yellow-colored blur crashed onto the floor, leaving a small hole on the surface. The pegasus pony quickly stood up, doing a military salute. “Derpy Hooves at your service, sir.”
  The first time this had happened, I didn’t know how I should react, but after the tenth time, it became routine.
• Rainbow Dash stars an erotic dream with Brownie. It stops before getting to the adult stuff, but her reaction upon waking up is priceless.
• Mecha threatening Brownie to fire him if he doesn't makes peace with Rainbow Dash.
  Mecha: Besides, if you don’t do it, I’ll fire you.
  Brownie: Wait, what? Under what legal circumstances?
  Mecha: (Takes out the contract) It’s all in the contract. Notice the third paragraph's sixth clause.
  Brownie: (Reading) "Yes, I am your boss and I can fire your plot for any reason, or without a reason. This includes being a moping wimp." Is that even legal?
  Mecha: I took it to a lawyer, and he accepted it as a legal contract, so yeah, I can fire you for being such a wimp.
  Brownie: I should probably read the next contract better.

Through The Prism

• Brownie acts so shy and scared when Rainbow Dash insinuates to him and during sex that most readers will probably chuckle.
• How about Brownie being too shy, nervous and innocent to realize that Rainbow Dash is insinuating so they can have sex for the first time?
• Brownie suffers an erection as they watch a Daring Do movie because of Rainbow Dash giving him a full view of her chest. Definitely funnier that it sounds.